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I wish I could suck an antis cock without them knowing it was me and then after they cum I can be like HA IT WAS ME JAZZY

If Garnet from Steven Universe would suck my cock I would be so happy

Hey guys, I'm glad you're here, you make life better :hug:

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Same question but replace child and parent with dog and owner

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Should a parent dominate their child, or be dominated by them? Should a parent control their child, or be controlled by them? Should a parent change to suit their child, or should a child change to suit their parent?

Positivity! Kindness! Love! Not angy vent! Happy pride everyone! Happy war against the antis and the phobes and the bigots! When I was pro Trump, when I was pro HITLER, it was because people told me they were PRO GAY and PRO TRANS, but then I learned they WEREN'T! I was so shocked I was convinced that bigots had infiltrated the Trump and Hitler love movement, but unfortunately that did not appear to be the case, no both Hitler AND Trump were not true friends of gays, transgenders, maps, and zoophiles. My heart was broken, and for a long time I have been recovering. This Pride Month I want to make a change, I want to let go of the pain of betreyal by both Trump and Hitler, two ex heroes who filled my life with their presence, and instead embrace a new life, with new heroes who are actually lovers of gays, transgenders, zoophiles, and maps. I already have a few of those heroes in mind, even though they may get discouraged and go silent for years I believe that these people will one day be very real and accepted representatives of their (our) community. We will not let the retarded kids who bullied us in school be the winners of society. The ugly kids with weird shaped heads and no charm, the kids who cried when a girl touched their pp because it wasn't christian, will be put in their place, their little Paul Bunyan beards and their lumberjack lesbian shirts won't save them.

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I know a hoof cleaner is called a "ferrier", is there a special name for the horse dick cleaner or horse jacker offer person? "Stud Master" or something? "Trumpeter" maybe?

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How do I get a job as the guy who cleans horse dicks or jacks the horses off? I want that job, for real. I don't just want to work on the farm as the guy who never gets to clean the horse dicks or jack them off, I want the dicks. I'm willing to work my way up to the dicks. Just as long as theres horse dicks in my future. This is serious. I would love it if my job was to clean and jack off horse dicks.

Gn fedi frens, I will give PLATONIC cuddles since sexy cuddles seem to upset people (even if they were practically asking for it, QUIT DROPPIN HINTS)

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When I was little and had just learned about sex I thought that having sex ONCE was enough to guarantee kids for the rest of your life, I didn't know yet that people would have sex for fun and stuff

I wish I could wear a shirt that says "Mr. Baby Piss Pants" without facing harassment

What if I was tricked by a trans boy into thinking he was a real boy and then I went to fuck him and he has a pussy and is like "I thought you knew!" and I have a fucking panic attack and the room starts spinning and I bend over and kneel down and throw up

CHURCH OF THE TRENCH

Tonights meditation: Silence

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Ok I have a heavy cream BBC (15%), WHY AREN'T THE SISSIES CONTACTING ME YET?

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