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I seear to god I'll wife up a beta bitch if she would have me, I don't need no alpha girl I just need A GIRL

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If one of you needs to be hugged by a mom I wish I could be that mom :akko_sad2:

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How many of you have disempowerment trauma from when you were little kids and adults would straight up tell you to do things you didn't want to do and you had to or you'd be punished?

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I really think if you are in a legal age gap relationship and someone criticizes you then you should really just tell that person to fuck off. There is no reason to debate rights you are already legally entitled to.
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I am going to try and stop being a masturbater
And I am going to try and start a family like a healthy american
Remember, it is not the destination but the journey
youtu.be/5PdVkA3HYYY

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I'm pollution girl
it pollution world~
eating plastic :O
it's fantastic :D

Idc if I have to do 1,000 bird mating dances to get the attention of just 1 compatible egirl, and I would do that a 1,000 times over to find the 1 compatible egirl who also was available and at the right place in her life

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Positive thinking: Statistically speaking there is an egirl out there who would accept me, that's a reason to live

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Spines are so useful. Imagine if you had spines. Venomous ones. Any faggot who tried to start shit with you would be fucked as soon as he touched you. He'd be confused at first, and then he wouldn't be able to deny the pain was real, and he would be incapacitated.

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