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Guys who tell you not to masturbate to cure your depression are putting the cart before the horse. Cure your depression and you will stop masturbating so much, not the other way around. Not masturbating is not going to cure your depression and that's some cargo cult shit.

When the porn guys talk mean to the porn ladies it makes me uncomfortable but also horny, it's a sad angry horny :blobpleading:

And don't worry, I still love sexy thoughts and sensual snuggles, I'm just RETAINING MY SEED

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Ok GN FEDIVERSE OMG *does a wiggle* *does a hug* the curse of endless masturbation has been broken for me? Maybe I can become attractive now!

I like to fantasize about stinky smells, but irl stinky smells are gross :NotLikeThis:

I wish I was a Hollywood jew so I could fuck hundreds, if not thousands, of innocent, naive, goyim girls.

Do you think in the future people will be able to get "medical masturbation" exemptions from decency laws? They would be able to masturbate anywhere in public, they would have a special card they could show anyone who has the authority to check that sort of thing. At most they would be required to not get fluids anywhere.

If I can curtail my many hours long masturbation sessions, I can focus more energy on wholesome things and become less of a coomer, I could even spend time in social groups because I won't have panic attacks from lack of masturbation while hanging out with the group

I have never seen a woman so perfectly big (me after seeing extra large muscle mommy)

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I hate how faggot advertisements are all over the place about taking PrEP. Maybe don't be a slut faggot who can't risk reward assess? "Oh god I can't LIVE without fucking random strangers EVERY DAY! Thank god I can take PrEP now and gain a false sense of security and get every STD but NOT HIV! Totally cool gurrrrrl!!!!

Fantasy/Fiction any resemblance to any persons is coincidental 

Drake (the rapper) is a nigger and I hope he gets raped to death by wild animals, tired of that stupid nigger, tired of that Rick Ross nigger too while I'm at it, tired of all, every single one of, fake niggers, who whites buy into, and who niggers even buy into, I hate them, I hope they get syphilis and that it goes untreated. I hope Justin Bieber and both the Paul brothers all fall into a trash compactor and nobody's there to help them out.

Psychic gf: Hey Jazzy, just checking in on you <3 hope everything's ok, I know you've been up late so go to bed and get some rest, you deserve it and it's ok if you're not feeling great I still love you <3

:peepoCry:
Thankyou psychic gf, you really care and try, I appreciate you so much

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