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I think I don't like sluts because I don't want my partner "being nice" to anyone but me. I'm like Daffy Duck on a mound of gold screaming "MINE, MINE, IT'S MINE!" . And that's VALID. I am done feeling ashamed of being narcissistic and selfish! DONE! I AM SELFISH, HEAR ME ROAR! I LOVE BEING LOVED BY MY PARTNER WHILE THEY LOVE NO ONE ELSE THE WAY THEY LOVE ME! I AM A JEALOUS GOD! AND MY GODDESS IS NOT TO BE SHARED! SHE BREAKS DICKS BY STOMPING ON THEM! BUT NOT MINE!

I also want Israel and Tiwan to become the 52nd and 53rd states. And I want no other states to be consulted or made aware of this. And then I want the USA to somehow make south Africa the 54th state. I know Puerto Rico has been waiting a long time but they'll be the 55th state.

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Don't think I posted this on here yet but here you go. It's not that recent but I still really like it, was worried it might be too extreme for here but eh fuck it. Enjoy, if you're as weird as I am.

What if Ukraine became the 51st state of the USA?

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Guys who tell you not to masturbate to cure your depression are putting the cart before the horse. Cure your depression and you will stop masturbating so much, not the other way around. Not masturbating is not going to cure your depression and that's some cargo cult shit.

When the porn guys talk mean to the porn ladies it makes me uncomfortable but also horny, it's a sad angry horny :blobpleading:

And don't worry, I still love sexy thoughts and sensual snuggles, I'm just RETAINING MY SEED

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Ok GN FEDIVERSE OMG *does a wiggle* *does a hug* the curse of endless masturbation has been broken for me? Maybe I can become attractive now!

I like to fantasize about stinky smells, but irl stinky smells are gross :NotLikeThis:

I wish I was a Hollywood jew so I could fuck hundreds, if not thousands, of innocent, naive, goyim girls.

Do you think in the future people will be able to get "medical masturbation" exemptions from decency laws? They would be able to masturbate anywhere in public, they would have a special card they could show anyone who has the authority to check that sort of thing. At most they would be required to not get fluids anywhere.

If I can curtail my many hours long masturbation sessions, I can focus more energy on wholesome things and become less of a coomer, I could even spend time in social groups because I won't have panic attacks from lack of masturbation while hanging out with the group

I have never seen a woman so perfectly big (me after seeing extra large muscle mommy)

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