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Anti-pedo zoos (especially pro-contact zoos) will never not be a funny concept to me

>Hey, did you know that loli is addicted to smegma?
<*looks around desperately* WHICH ONE, WHERE?
>lol got ya :blobgiggle:

One day a girl or femboy is going to love me for who I really am

youtu.be/Iu81WUG9OeU

DOES EVEN A SINGLE FEDI GIRL APPRECIATE MY AESTHETIC????????? YOU CAN'T DROP HINTS I HAVE AUTISM LIKE DATA FROM STAR TREK, YOU HAVE TO SAY "I FANTASIZE ABOUT DATING YOU JAZZY" AND I CAN BE LIKE "LET'S MAKE IT A REALITY" AND THEN WE CAN EACH FEEL SO SPECIAL THAT WE'RE WITH SOMEONE WHO VALUES US FOR OUR QUIRKY TRAITS <3<3<3<3

I WOULD BE A GOOD HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry_konata:

Going to need one of the fedi gorls to listen to this and imagine our romantic love playing out as the song does
youtu.be/EErSKhC0CZs

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still an untapped market in "peridot tops but says smug, cringe-inducing stuff that you can't do anything about because she just made you cum from your ass"

I'm watching Dragged Across Concrete and I am A) Pleasantly surprised Mel Gibson is still making movies and B) Pleasantly surprised he is kind of leaning into this whole racist persona thing. Not in a bad way, not like he's saying gas niggers or anything, but black racism against whites is a part of the movie. And there's good black characters too which is why I say he's "being racist" but not in a bad way.

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With fake screenshots and decent presentation a majority could be manipulated :thonktinfoil:

When the legal adult looks like a ch*ld and acts like one too

Fucking genetically superior people in their assholes because your ancestors stole a bunch and got away with it so now you have money and everyone else is poor :blobpleading:

Fucking the skinny girl and cumming consensually even though you're the fat guy :blobpleading:

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これはココナちゃんをがっしりホールドしての種付けシーン

When I see a guy with a big dick: He better have an ass pussy he knows how to use too :smug:

God imagine how hot it would be to punch a sadist bitch in the mouth while she was giggling trying to attack you and she just goes down like a sack of potatos, BUT, it's in a world without white knights :blobpleading:

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Calling up e-girl: *creepy seething voice* You suck losers dicks and I hope you get killed for it *hard hangup sound*

(Jazzy phones don't make hard hangup sounds anymore...)

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