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Fast and Furious is gay, Basketball is gay, Football is gay, Nascar is gay, Monster Trucks are gay, the DaVinci code is gay, The Titanic is gay

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Then again I have always hated what the masses liked. NSYNC, Fallout Boy, Lil Wayne, I thought it was all lame af and gay.

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lgf who holds your hand as you take your last breaths because you are an elderly man on his deathbed (it's a painless, gentle death)

Is there ANYTHING hype for people in my age demo? I look at all the hype stuff now and I have no idea wtf I'm looking at or why it's considered cool, it usually looks lame af to me. I can't be old, it's the kids who are wrong.

progressive pride nigger flag can suck my ass the real flag is a rainbow not a rainbow with nigger shit stripes on it

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@kinkykong

Also they're letting people harass "pedophiles" now.

As in, I've reported people doxxing shota artists or threatening their family and you'll often get "They didn't violate the rules" back now from your report.

So even if you could report it wouldn't do anything anymore.

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I've seen enough nutrek now to know that it does suck ass. Too much talking. I want the characters to shut the fuck up. Too much modern lingo, they sound like losers from class not an advanced team of utopians.

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lgf who doesn't get scared when you cough and hack from 30 years of smoking

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【R18/NSFW】@itamatu さんの都会でお仕事頑張るペド種族のお父さんの二次創作を描かせていただきました。
こんなにいけない気持ちになるのに合法!素晴らしすぎます

Thinking of telling fedi fren I have crush on them 😳

Imagine a world where sex ed meant the teacher had to have sex with all their students :peepoBlushy:

It doesn't even have to be permanent wifeism, if she finds my husbanding to be unsatisfactory

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I might be willing to give anything to have a girl with cute thin lips and a cute weird nose and a good body as my wife

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Ripping Qanon faces with your teeth, biting Qanon penises off, biting off Qanon torsos, kicking Qanon tains balls and anuses until you're tired, pouring mentos and coke into the Qanons anus and then gluing it shut

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