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@Sp *clicks download real fast*
*Reports you for being cute and funny in a hatred-only zone*

I had a really hot fantasy last night (I was in bed and phone was off so I couldn't fedi post about it, also momo fedi). Ok so I was imagining this fat edgelord boy from highschool, and I never fapped to him before but for some reason I remembered him and got horny. So then next thing I know I'm going through my memory to find every fat guy I've ever encountered, lots of dads, anyway I'm fapping, and I've never fapped to such passionate fantasies involving fat men. Honestly, sex with fat men can be just as good as any other sex as long as they act appropriately (being my hot little girls even though they're fat hairy men).

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WELCOME TO THE RANCH 🐮

Full nude version will be exclusive for Subscribestar and Pixiv Fanbox:
🔗subscribestar.adult/Reit
🔗reit.fanbox.cc
Also on my Gumroad Store:
🔗reit.gumroad.com
Available after the end of the Month on “#TheLegendofZelda” Pack

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100% Genuine Niggerdick Leather (printed on a belt)

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They really make Darkseid look like a pussy in the movie, but this frames him in a scarier way, and it's just some simple cuts.
youtu.be/cEXN1yUHGmU

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If you're a dark skinned person I would love to kiss your mocha skin and rub cocoa butter on your booty cheeks

Racism recovery:

If I have every hurt your feelings deeply from my making fun of a race, that eas noy my intent, I was laughing at the racist words even when I say them agrily, later I look back and laugh at my anger, so stupid, to be racist is stupid, yhose are my real thoughts on it, but PRETENDING to be racist is VERY FUNNY and if you disagree we can still be friends

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Giving a gooner porn to sort through is like throwing rice in front of a vampire.

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女水着チャレンジさせる際は、両手に食べ物を持たせておくと、下腹部が隠しにくくなるので便利ですよ。

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Banning encryption, restricting free speech, these are all things politicians declare "will protect children" but the reality is that these things will harm everyone, including children (especially the LGBTQ+ children)

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