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I'm even MIXED. RACE. and I know how some trannies/femboys love that, I can lean into it and get a tan. And hey, if you're a white separatist femboy I can keep doing what I do already and stay inside so my skin is pale. I'm very versatile.

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I really wish I was in a relationship with a cute twink. Yea I lust after women and girls, but a feminine, strong, determined twink is just too perfect. If I could find a guy who had a dainty little waist and who was lonely and wanted a short scruffy chubby baby internet man to take care of...........I would be so happy.

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Scully is once again the target of a prehistoric serial killer. Mulder tries to expose government genies.

Old people today say "you don't know how good you have it" but I worry that when we're old all we will say is "you don't know how good it was". "There used to be groceries, and chocolate, oh? Groceries are what we called food we got from a big building in exchange for points. And chocolate is something that doesn't grow in our climate. Hey, don't be sad, at least we have maple syrup......but not enough firewood to boil it...forgot about that."

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There was a street fighter 6 tournament and the organizer forgot to uninstall the Chun Lee nude mod lmao
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I have experience with fards from gay butts so you guys telling me "BUT WHT ABT THE FARD? SMELLU!!!" don't scare me, I would tolerate an entire chamber of farts if it meant great sex.

This realization came from watching the new Puss n Boots movie, the Serpent Sisters can get it 100%

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I've said bad things about polyamory before but if I could date the borderline retarded stoner girl and her borderline retarded friend of equal stonedness, I'd be pretty happy

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Looking for a mom, to mother me, anyone want to be my mommy and care for me? :blobpleading:

RIP to fellow alleged MAP Paul Reubens, he proved that you can be a MAP, be outed, and that people can still love you. For those who don't know, in 2003 he was busted for possession of what he called "art photographs". Bet you never heard of that, because no one talks about it, and it didn't ruin his career. He still got to reprise his role as Pee-Wee, a literal childrens character. So cry antis, he never had his life "ruined", he was never put into a "wood chipper", he had a long life and a peaceful death, and now his life is complete. Suck that one.

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