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I CAN'T SAY WHO I WORK FOR BECAUSE OF AN NDA, BUT I CAN SAY, I WORK IN BIG BUSINESS

>Newly confident but older Jazzy
>Buys poorly fitting suit
>Carries several hundred cash on person to flash
>When asked about what I do I'll say "I can't tell you who I work for because of an NDA, but I can say I work in BIG BUSINESS."

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Guys, even if she does flake, or she doesn't, I'm living life to the max again, I'm going to be the guy that got hot chix (and hot dudes) like I was before the depression, I have to have my youthful "I'm so cool" attitude back, I'm sure that's the key.

I feel like you guys are so sad for me about this ex thing that you can't even make fun of me for it

Rock Ballad by Jazzy

My heart will be mended
By many nameless pussies
Because society has made girls a commodity

I won't know their names
Or appreciate them as people
To me they are a means to an end

BUT IT WASN'T MY PLAN!
I DIDN'T START LIKE THIS!
I USED TO LISTEN, TO VALUE, TO TAKE TO HEART!
NOW I AM JUST SO SHALLOW, LIKE THE PUDDLES I USED TO HATE
GOD HELP WHOEVER'S MY DATE

Numb
To the world
Numb to your feelings
Numb to your fingertips and toes
Why did you go, and take a part of me, and leave a gaping hole

It's not the same without you
It never was
They're not the same as you
They're poor replacements
But you are gone forever
And what I claw to's eroding

Only God can save me now

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It wouldn't surprise me if some sandnigger or some actual nigger cat called her and now she's busy sucking 20 dicks. :blobrollingeyes:

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Fiction/Fantasy 

ME:OK COMERE FEDIZENS IMMA EAT THAT PUSSY

FEDIZENS: NOOO DADDY UNCLE JAZZY STOPP IT!!!

ME: LOL OK OK, WE HAVE FUN THOUGH, WE HAVE FUN

If she does, I'm sending her a message letting her know I'm worried about her, but I'm not going to send any barbs her way about inconveniencing me. She's shittesting me I think.

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Radio silence since yesterday, if she ditches me it wouldn't be uncharacteristic, and so it wouldn't be unexpected, and so I wouldn't be hurt by it.

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loli 

~Suzie Q - Alone with Deputy (Nasty Version)~

Peggie Sue: "My little Suzie Q's been such a hard worker lately! She's even been offerin' to clean the horses' you-know-what! Takes her sweet time... but I aint complainin'!"

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