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If you don't like my posts about cocks and adult anuses and grandma fucking it means you're a glowie, real homies know a thing or two about humorz , and about delicious granny puss (from time to time bro)

Other cocks need love besides the bbcs, so let's give it up for: *jazzy poppy fasion music starts playing*
THE WHITE COCK
THE ARABIAN COCK
THE MEXICAN COCK (ARIBA! AY AY AY!)
THE CHINESE COCK
THE ESKIMO COCK
THE ICELANDIC COCK
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, ON THIS LIST ANYWAY AS THERE ARE MANY MOR COCKS THAT COULD NOT MAKE THE SHOW TONIGHT.... DRUMROLL PLEASE
*audience has fingers crossed*
THE DANISH COCK!!!! GIVE IT UP FOR THE DANES EVERYBODY! REALLY PULLED THROUGH!

MY STRONG BARBARIAN MULLATO MUSK WHILE I FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT HONKEYH
*he's not athletic at all and looks white*

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THE MULLATO COCK! NOOOOO!!!!!
*said in absolute terror*

WHEN THOSE NIGGERS
THOSE BBC NIGGERS
START RAPING
AND THOSE JOCKS
THOSE WHITE JOCK BROS
START RAPING
WHO'S LEFT FOR THE NERDS TO RAPE?
THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED!

*never crosses his mind that rape is wrong*

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I CAN'T SAY WHO I WORK FOR BECAUSE OF AN NDA, BUT I CAN SAY, I WORK IN BIG BUSINESS

>Newly confident but older Jazzy
>Buys poorly fitting suit
>Carries several hundred cash on person to flash
>When asked about what I do I'll say "I can't tell you who I work for because of an NDA, but I can say I work in BIG BUSINESS."

youtu.be/2X_2IdybTV0
Guys, even if she does flake, or she doesn't, I'm living life to the max again, I'm going to be the guy that got hot chix (and hot dudes) like I was before the depression, I have to have my youthful "I'm so cool" attitude back, I'm sure that's the key.

I feel like you guys are so sad for me about this ex thing that you can't even make fun of me for it

Rock Ballad by Jazzy

My heart will be mended
By many nameless pussies
Because society has made girls a commodity

I won't know their names
Or appreciate them as people
To me they are a means to an end

BUT IT WASN'T MY PLAN!
I DIDN'T START LIKE THIS!
I USED TO LISTEN, TO VALUE, TO TAKE TO HEART!
NOW I AM JUST SO SHALLOW, LIKE THE PUDDLES I USED TO HATE
GOD HELP WHOEVER'S MY DATE

Numb
To the world
Numb to your feelings
Numb to your fingertips and toes
Why did you go, and take a part of me, and leave a gaping hole

It's not the same without you
It never was
They're not the same as you
They're poor replacements
But you are gone forever
And what I claw to's eroding

Only God can save me now

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It wouldn't surprise me if some sandnigger or some actual nigger cat called her and now she's busy sucking 20 dicks. :blobrollingeyes:

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