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Having major anxiety about not being an owned pet yet, going to play some video games to relax maybe (in the mood for zombies so I might play dead island or the original Left for Dead)

I didn't know this about myself but then I watched Castlevania for the first time and when I got to the part where the side character became a prisoner/pet of a sexy petite vampire girl and I WISHED THAT WAS ME, I WANT TO BE A PET WITH A DEDICATED OWNER WHO TAKES CARE OF ME AND TAKES ME FOR WALKIES I SWEAR TO GOD FUCK!

WHO WANTS TO BE MY OWNER? GOOD OWNERS ONLY!! FEM OWNERS ONLY!! EXPERIENCE WITH NEUROTIC PETS NEEDED!

youtu.be/7o3WGvRHpyA?si=TsmIkn
Me when my owner leaves me with terrible people and I get peed on because they're a bad owner

ALL MY PREVIOUS OWNERS WERE BAD OWNERS!!!! I ALMOST GAVE UP! BUT NOW I HAVE HOPE AGAIN!

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This is what I want. This is all I want. I'm tired of being shamed for wanting sn alpha woman, an I'm tired of being told no woman wants to date down. Well fuck you. I will figure out a way to get what I want fuck you I will be a tall womans pet. Suck my d.

Have you guys ever fallen out of love with a waifu? Like for me I used to be in love with Mandy from Billy and Mandy but she just doesn't excite me like she used to.

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I'm so bitter that I think if someone I trusted started confiding in me their secret thoughtcrimes I would just stop them and say I don't want to know your secrets. Because you will worry about if I will betray you or not and our relationship doesn't need that stress.

I do everything right on social media (my real ones), I advocate for oppressed minority groups, I don't say offensive things, the edgiest I get would make even a mother hen think I'm lame and boring, so why, why the fuck do I not get "meaningful engagement"? None of my "friends" there initiate, and if they do they abandon the convo without warning or explanation. It pisses me off.

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I love capitalism I love when the entirety of my existence circles around earning money in order to not starve to death. We should be happy that we live in good times and only 60% of our lifetime goes into work, and not 80% like ages ago.
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This is the playlist that's on when we're crying because we lost eachother but then we find eachother again and get married
youtu.be/qoHQF2YYK5k

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