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That's what it's like when there's pistons pumping in your brain

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"Society" is a fancy word
it means dirtbags who control who gets sex and who doesn't

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Antis when an age gap of a couple years between teenagers is totally inconsequential and not even all that surprising considering our classrooms often mingle year levels :matchacross:

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Nobody in real life actually gives a shit about shipping discourse, and honestly neither do I. But I think there’s something to be said about antis and American cultural imperialism. Their standards are always based on American law and a very (white, middle class) American perspective of social norms, schooling, household composition, etc

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"Gay guys are fit" lmao then why are there so many who look like they eat fucking mayo out of the jar

Does anybody elses sister treat them like shit for no reason? And then they pretend to be nice to keep from having a discussion about it but as soon as they think that's been averted they go back to treating you like you're unwelcome?

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Fiction/Fantasy 

God imagine being one of those dads who has a hot daughter so her friends are hot too, and she has a sleepover and they get drunk but you pretend not to know because you're a cool dad, and then one of her friends starts flirting with you, and after everyone goes to bed you eat suck and fuck that pussy like your life depended on it. You're so scared she'll tell somebody, or that what you did was wrong, but then you tell yourself nobody talks to their parents these days, and that the little stacy was going to jump on a hundred bbcs anyway so what difference did it make that you got there first? You look at her beautiful face and think to yourself "this could be a regular thing if I play my cards right, I could be her little secret", you go to sleep feeling like you're seeing in color for the first time. You wake up, still a little nervous about what happened, you go into the kitchen, passing the livingroom. You don't notice at first but all the girls, including your daughter, are observing you and giggling. Before you know it the girl you were with last night saunters up to you and without warning or hesitation she grabs your fat adult cock through your underwears fabric and says "I told you guys, this meat is mine!" before giggling and giving uou a waist high hug. 'Oh god...' you think to yourself, 'Im definitely going to get found out....one lg can maybe keep a secret, but a dozen???'. You pause for a moment, thinking deeply, before you snap out of it...'Fuck it...' and you had the hottest, most consensual sex with every lg there, including your daughter. It was each of their first times but they could take you all in every hole with no pain. You even got them some party favors from your secret drawer, and you all had sweaty orgy sex all day long, a few of the parents called but we're ignored, when everyone came to their senses the lgs giggled while apologizing to their mothers/fathers for not hearing the phone because a movie was on. Life is finally looking good, all your life you were treated with disdain by your peers, the hot girls would never pay attention to you. But now your daughters hot, and her friends are hot, and they LIKE you, they want to IMPRESS you. Yea, life finally feels good.

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Positive vibes to all fedi frens
You are all welcome to my imaginary fedi mansion
We will have imaginary snacks and drinks, and imaginary party atmosphere, we can play real games though, the same ones we'd play if the party was real. Games like cards, scrabble, etc. We could have a good wholesome time free of any irony. Just good wholesome fun. And the mansion has like 12 bathrooms and they're all decked out and you're welcome to even shower in them for as long as you want any time. Things are a little different here at my imaginary mansion. It's like a communal place. I want all guests to feel at home. Their ease is my primary concern when party throwing.

Having major anxiety about not being an owned pet yet, going to play some video games to relax maybe (in the mood for zombies so I might play dead island or the original Left for Dead)

I didn't know this about myself but then I watched Castlevania for the first time and when I got to the part where the side character became a prisoner/pet of a sexy petite vampire girl and I WISHED THAT WAS ME, I WANT TO BE A PET WITH A DEDICATED OWNER WHO TAKES CARE OF ME AND TAKES ME FOR WALKIES I SWEAR TO GOD FUCK!

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