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"Please, please, fuck my wife, spend the night with her, keep her for the weekend, go on a trip with her for the week, fuck her brains out, please, here, all payed for, go fuck her good!"
You know what mr. cuck I am so sorry I projected all over you, by golly I sure will fuck your wife!

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I've changed my mind about cucks. I think cucks are awesome. I would be so grateful if a cuck insisted I fuck his wife.

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例のシーンのブルマ | 茶鳥(ちゃぼ)Fantia開設
pixiv.net/artworks/111260310
トウコン ふぁんちあで高解像度低修正で
巨クリ・全裸差分やローアングル股間アップ差分なんかも見れるでよぉ
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Whenever the Netflix app loads and it justa big N on the screen I laugh every time

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Oh my god. I found out I'm distantly related to Hitler.

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Life should be touched, not strangled. You've got to relax, let it happen at times, and at others move forward with it. ~ Ray Bradbury

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They all have little clit dicks in girldick cages. And then the bf rides up with sunglasses on a mini Harley, and says "Hey babe, c'mon lets go!" and the cutest one giggles and goes "Oh there he is! Later gorls!"

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None of them pass but they're all cute

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*college age crossdressers, 18-30ish

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Crossdressers bragging about their underage boyfriends:
"and he's 10!! I've never seen a man as sexy as him, he's almost too much for me!"

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Pearl from Steven Universe.

Original images, ideas and all credits to master Greycausatum
Colors by me.

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I keep thinking about this response by @wengeweevil. This is a very close match for my aoa. Is puberty the first middle age? Is middle age the second puberty? Did we accidentally find something major here?

I wish I knew how to mod xbox 360s so I could make my xbox be cool again. It's fine, I still play it, but it makes me depressed I could be doing more with it and it's going to waste. You can't even browse websites on it anymore so all the streaming apps that no longer work can't even be gotten to the long way by going through the browser. Explorer hasn't been supported for like 7 years.

I finally understand the hatred of white people, I always thought of them just as people because I was raised by them, and I am them to a very large degree, but I am not them, because I am mixed. I understand how the dark black evil devil nigger can look at the crooked creaky white face of a bastard and think "I hate whites". Just the same way whites can look back and say the same. Blacks and whites fear each other, and they hate each other. The only way for that to stop is for there to be no more blacks and no more whites. Both sides are pissy about that.

"18" will become a state of mind. "Adults" will ask "minors" if they're 18, but it won't mean what it used to mean. It won't mean "are you 18 solar rotations", it will mean "Are you a green light or a red light?". Many people who don't want to have sex, or who are asexual and want that to be known, will start identifying as "minors" or "under 18s". 18 is the symbol of sex havers, so in the future, anyone of any age can identify as an 18, and all the 18s will be willful sex havers, anyone who doesn't want to be a sex haver can identify in whatever other way they choose.

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#shota #shotacon #anime #gay #commission

Here's another commission courtesy of @Sargon who we thank for his support!

I love YGO characters! I'm quite happy we got to draw another YGO-related piece. I think both came out quite alright but you gotta love Evil Marik and those delicious muscles of his! XD

P.S.: Still working on the comic! The concept has expanded so we're gonna do a cover page before we get to the good stuff. Look forward to it!

Commissions are OPEN! DM us for details!

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When I get horny but can't bring myself to lust after women (the fairer sex) I fantasize about roughing up a cute little twink and then cuddling him like he's a girl

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