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I fantasize about some guy with a hot wife out there who has a fetish for his wife fucking loser guys and he picks me as the loser guy

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Yo they need to have The Boondocks in fortenite

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I wish I could fuck an ugly skinnyfat italian bitch with a big nose

Just watched Leon the Professional. When Natalie Portman plants his plant in the ground as a memorial and the camera lingers on her pressed together thighs for a moment

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incest, underage 

MORTICIA APPRECIATION THREAD!

I'm trying to finish writing a fic with her in it, and I need the inspiration so I'm compiling my works I've done of her even from years ago that I can find! Check 'em out!

#rickandmorty #rnm #morticiasmith

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The more you masturbate the more likely you are to get a gf

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Fap enough and you will become confident, that confidence will attract people to you

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But by the third fap today I was back to feeling like my usual self, I think fapping is the key to confidence, and the key to avoiding codependence.

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I've been having a hard time fapping since my ex got back to me with a positive response. I really am kind of in uncharted territory. I never expected to get this far. I'm like a dog who chases a car and doesn't know what to do when he catches it.

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