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Damn boi I'm finna rape (rape is bad, even when you can get away with it or you have been granted permission by the state to rape, so even though it's fun to fantasize or fictionalize rape, remember never to think rape is ok or cool. RAPE RUINS LIVES, IT COULD RUIN YOUR LIFE, IMAGINE IF YOUR ANUS WAS RAPED.)

Guys who are mad about shittests are being childish. Even I believe in trust but verify, the shittest is evidence she's interested. And there's a difference between a shittest and abuse and lies.

Nobody wants a partner who says "*yawn* boring"
People want a partner who is IMPRESSED

Do any frens have balls that are kind of big? If so do you also enjoy wiggling so your balls swing back and fourth?

PLEASE LET ME KISS YOUR LITTLE TUMMY
YOUR LITTLE FEMALE TUMMY
(DO NOT SAY "BUT I'M NOT A FEMALE" DO NOT RUIN IT)

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Summer Smith(Rick and Morty) Steve Smith(American Dad)
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I wish I had an irl fedifren I could listen to bad romance with while we cuddled and basked in eachothers scent

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an AI lgf who literally can't cheat on you but keeps saying she does because you're genderfluid and the AI keeps confusing different pronouns with being different people 😩
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I see all these bangable chicks in the videos of slummy areas around the country, that's where I need to go to find a gf you guys. She just needs a few showers, and I need to wear a condom, but those seem like prime gfs to me.

I BROKE, I CRACKED, I'M JACKIN, WILL I ONLY EDGE OR WILL I CUM??? ONLY TIME WILL TELL IF I CAN PULL OUT OF THIS TAILSPIN!! :jahyrage:

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I wish there were more pics of andy dick in drag, and also that there were andy dick lewds :blobpleading:

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I am going to try and nofap on will alone (no cages other penis restricting devices) as a meditation on the nature of desire

Doodle OC with no name
Cis female
Age: 30s
Attributes: Muscular, intelligent, protective, innocent. She hopes to be a mom one day, but constant training hasn't given her the chance yet. She trains you, not just physically but emotionally and intelectually as well. You are both deeply in love.

Tits: Big
Muscles: Big
Height: Tall
Hair: Usually unwashed and messy
Eyes: Tired, always tired

Personality: Nice but not a wimp, and she has her agressive moments too, if someone pushes on her buttons she gives them a chance to walk away, and if they don't get the hint she'll...make a scene. I saw her punch a limberjack so hard he shit himself. But she's mostly sweet, kind, she loves little guys, the guys everyone else picks on, she protects them, and gives them the life she thinks they deserve. Maybe she should be called Stray Pup Mama.

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