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When you want to screenshot to fap later but the app has screenshot detection just pull out your second phone and record it with the camera 😭🤙🤗

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Scully tries to save Mulder from FEMA bees. Mulder urgently seeks cool floppy disks.

When a European is talking about engineering or something in their accent it's so hot

Fantasy/Fiction 

Damn boi I'm finna rape (rape is bad, even when you can get away with it or you have been granted permission by the state to rape, so even though it's fun to fantasize or fictionalize rape, remember never to think rape is ok or cool. RAPE RUINS LIVES, IT COULD RUIN YOUR LIFE, IMAGINE IF YOUR ANUS WAS RAPED.)

Guys who are mad about shittests are being childish. Even I believe in trust but verify, the shittest is evidence she's interested. And there's a difference between a shittest and abuse and lies.

Nobody wants a partner who says "*yawn* boring"
People want a partner who is IMPRESSED

Do any frens have balls that are kind of big? If so do you also enjoy wiggling so your balls swing back and fourth?

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PLEASE LET ME KISS YOUR LITTLE TUMMY
YOUR LITTLE FEMALE TUMMY
(DO NOT SAY "BUT I'M NOT A FEMALE" DO NOT RUIN IT)

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The Smiths 1
Summer Smith(Rick and Morty) Steve Smith(American Dad)
Commissioned by Jeal Tar
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I wish I had an irl fedifren I could listen to bad romance with while we cuddled and basked in eachothers scent

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an AI lgf who literally can't cheat on you but keeps saying she does because you're genderfluid and the AI keeps confusing different pronouns with being different people 😩
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I see all these bangable chicks in the videos of slummy areas around the country, that's where I need to go to find a gf you guys. She just needs a few showers, and I need to wear a condom, but those seem like prime gfs to me.

I BROKE, I CRACKED, I'M JACKIN, WILL I ONLY EDGE OR WILL I CUM??? ONLY TIME WILL TELL IF I CAN PULL OUT OF THIS TAILSPIN!! :jahyrage:

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