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I have turned into an Always Sunny caricature of a person and I want to go back :clownSad:

I hate phyrexians, they're like zombies but stupid, no class, they have zero class, they are the trailer trash of the revival/sacrifice world, they are icp juggalos

I'm still not an ecelebrity, I thought I would have at least had memes made about me by now :blobsad:

I am the type of person (I think) who can only abide the suffering of his enemies, but no one else. So if I went to work for someone, and they could make me rich, I would be happy, but when I ask "Who does this hurt" and the answer is "those who are not your enemies" then I can't work that job. Damn near every job is like that, every job is exploitative and hurts people.

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Be me:
Sees incredibly beautiful youthful person
They are friendly with me
I am friendly back
We say goodbye
No impropriety has occurred

Antis absolutely destroyed by this one

The debate bros are coming out of hibernation because it's about to be an election year in the us

What can I show about myself without getting doxed? I think I should keep my body hidden at least, and face. But can I show you guys things in public areas? I'm sure that's safe as long as I don't livestream it right?

Who gets more jealous in a relationship with a man?

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I'm going out into the world again even though I think it's disgusting to do so with the intent to bang hot ladies, any receptive lady is getting banged, probably a few grandmas, this is the low point I've been driven too. Maybe I'll meet hot receptive ladies, but you know what they say, there's receptive ladies, and there's hot ladies, but there are no hot receptive ladies.

When you want to screenshot to fap later but the app has screenshot detection just pull out your second phone and record it with the camera 😭🤙🤗

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Scully tries to save Mulder from FEMA bees. Mulder urgently seeks cool floppy disks.

When a European is talking about engineering or something in their accent it's so hot

Fantasy/Fiction 

Damn boi I'm finna rape (rape is bad, even when you can get away with it or you have been granted permission by the state to rape, so even though it's fun to fantasize or fictionalize rape, remember never to think rape is ok or cool. RAPE RUINS LIVES, IT COULD RUIN YOUR LIFE, IMAGINE IF YOUR ANUS WAS RAPED.)

Guys who are mad about shittests are being childish. Even I believe in trust but verify, the shittest is evidence she's interested. And there's a difference between a shittest and abuse and lies.

Nobody wants a partner who says "*yawn* boring"
People want a partner who is IMPRESSED

Do any frens have balls that are kind of big? If so do you also enjoy wiggling so your balls swing back and fourth?

PLEASE LET ME KISS YOUR LITTLE TUMMY
YOUR LITTLE FEMALE TUMMY
(DO NOT SAY "BUT I'M NOT A FEMALE" DO NOT RUIN IT)

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Summer Smith(Rick and Morty) Steve Smith(American Dad)
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