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OMG BLEH UGH AGHHH ACKK AGGGHHH AHHHH OMG AHHHHHHHCK BLEHG OMG BLEGH, I MADE SOME TINCTURE FROM SOME AVB AND HOLY SHIT IT IS THE MOST UNHOLY THING HOLY FUCK IT TASTES LIKE SMOKED VOMIT :blobvomiting:

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Can we cuddle? Could we cuddle for a second? I need it :sadhug:

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The Smiths 2
Hayley Smith(American Dad) Morty Smith(Rick and Morty)
Commissioned by Jeal Tar
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Muscle girl who beats up her chad bf and then becomes your woman when you're fat and obese.

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Small finn x minerva thing for the runner up in the poll :finnok:

The other animation is moving along slow but it's moving.
#incest #finn #minerva #adventuretime

Fitnerd girl who loves you because she has a fat guy fetish :blobpleading: (her dad was fat)

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"Oh family is more important than dumb morality!" - Olive Oyl from the Popeye movie

I have turned into an Always Sunny caricature of a person and I want to go back :clownSad:

I hate phyrexians, they're like zombies but stupid, no class, they have zero class, they are the trailer trash of the revival/sacrifice world, they are icp juggalos

I'm still not an ecelebrity, I thought I would have at least had memes made about me by now :blobsad:

I am the type of person (I think) who can only abide the suffering of his enemies, but no one else. So if I went to work for someone, and they could make me rich, I would be happy, but when I ask "Who does this hurt" and the answer is "those who are not your enemies" then I can't work that job. Damn near every job is like that, every job is exploitative and hurts people.

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Be me:
Sees incredibly beautiful youthful person
They are friendly with me
I am friendly back
We say goodbye
No impropriety has occurred

Antis absolutely destroyed by this one

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