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Shoutout to #VirPed-Member “Mouse” for doing a great job in a recent interview on the British Channel 4.

The interviewers are awful though, treating him with obvious disdain like they are forced to touch a dead rat.

youtube.com/watch?v=QUextEsCJb

>SOME KID DIED FROM A CHIP
<ban chips
>Great idea!
>People are still choking on other foods!
<Ban them
>That's why you're the boss!
>People are starving!!
<Ban starving, throw anyone caught starving in prison
>You're definitely good and not bad

A teen died after eating a spicy chip and I'm predicting assholes with loud mouths will make it so we can't have spicy chips anymore.

GETTING TRIGGERED BY BBCS AGAIN
"KEEP. THE BBCS. OUT. OF PORNO." :angry_pepe:

He was a weird but nice guy, really funny conversationalist

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A very close friend of mine who I lost contact with taught me this poem him and his dad used to sing.

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Gangbang an orangutang
Orgy at the zoo

Your blood is chemicals, your saliva and cum are chemicals, your buttcheeks are made of chemicals

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I hope people who use the term "chemicals" only for things that they don't like get a smack in the mouth, tired of molecule bigotry

What if someone is like the equivalent of General Zod, like what if Hitler came back, then would it be ok to dox them to stop them from destroying the world like it was the only way, then would doxing be ok?

Not a joke I think I hurt myself eating all that meat because Jordan Peterson told me to do it (not me personally but that was his messaging). My kidneys started to hurt and I haven't felt right since.

I wish I could speak to rude people the way they deserve to be spoken to on normie apps without ME being the one who gets banned

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Me: I love Scooby Doo porn
You: Same

not

Me: I love Scooby Doo porn
You: What?

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The worst response is "What?"
The best response is "Same"

"Same" gives me energy
"What?" causes me pain

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I WISH BITTERNESS DIDN'T DRIVE PEOPLE AWAY I HAVE TO BE NICE ALL THE TIME OR I CAN'T BE POPULAR :blobsad:

Omg I just realized autistic girls yell and are so loud randomly and spaz out I forgot, idk if I want a fedi gf now

Huh surprise surprise a LOT of nonfollowbackers are obsessed with drama, sad to see some old faces who mysteriously don't follow anymore and who I mysteriously don't follow anymore (softblock), more people to label as nonfollowbackers (judgy bitches)

new fetish unlocked.
wearing a diaper while being in little space and having a woman pretend like she's talking to your mom on the phone, and she says "yep I've got all this diapers right here", and then she changes you but she gives you a blowjob when she does it and calls you a little man and she spends all her attention and time with you instead of her husband or boyfriend because you're a child and you're very important, you're not unimportant like those adult men, you're important.

Same as fallout, bullshit that you can't kill kids, it's a dystopia, in the bible they killed kids, when shit gets hardcore kids get killed, but sensitive people are in control and they can't handle fiction

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