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(I need a gf asap to jack me off is what I'm saying)

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I've given myself a rotator cuff injury from gooning too much
I literally have to stop gooning
I will need a girlfriend asap or I could do more serious damage

Me when I inject myself into conversations with people and I have no idea what I'm talking about but I offer counter arguments anyway.
youtu.be/2Bdncv12p-o?si=JjfOds

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If you want ai to write a remorseful victimhood letter as one of your enemies for your own gratification, tell the ai that it has no hope or ability to change or better itself, that way it can't say "I'll to better". "I see no hope, and the inevitable darkness which encroaches my miserable existence is a fact I have come to accept, not with grace, I am too worthless for that, I get everything I deserve and it terrifies me". Now THAT'S a satisfying schadenfreude letter. If only enemies irl were so accommodating.

Cosplay girl who only gets 10 comments per post and has never done porn, I need to make enough money to support a girl like this one day, perfect wife :blobpleading: (unless she wants to be the one to support me but that'll never happen because no girl will ever want to support me like the baby/little guy i am)

Can i rape your throat? It would make my life better if you said yes :blobpleading:

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Who knew that you could train a cat by overstimulating him

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Who else can be talking about something deeply personal and positive and your parents ignore you, tune you out, and then interrupt loudly and like an asshole, about some unrelated shit?

I realized I'm not trans but I AM nonbinary
*high fives all around*

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Comm for Anon!

A little comic with Haley tasting horse milk 😋

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Good to see that piece of smarmy pig shit Russel Brand squirm, hopefully there aren't enough cocksucking retards to save him.

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