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Idk if you've ever seen Overboard but it would be like the movie Overboard

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Kidnapping someones sugarbaby and forcing her to live as a tradwife on your farm (she is happier).

Now that I'm finally getting old and my body is too shitty to fuck good, I can kind if see the perspective of a disgusting cuck, but they forget that sharing is antithetical to the consolidation of power, which is the name of the game in this earth world, and that is why even though I might be too tired to fuck my partner, I would never give them permission to fuck others, I would make them a fucking machine to use when they wanted a pounding.

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Looks like Groovy girl is realizing that nothing is entirely free 👀👀👀

I understand that the world government is trying to make me and my old gf get back together so that I have something they can take away if ever compliance is needed, but I don't think I care. I said I've given up on conspiracies, so I don't even care. Sorry human race, sorry I couldn't do it alone. /schizo rambling

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I wish loli artists would stop trying to make twitter work already

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I don't look very fat in the mirror then I look at pictures and I'm VERY fat :blobsadrain:

GIVING UP GOONING IS HARD TO DO
BUT I'VE GOONED SO MANY HOURS
IF I HAD TAKEN ALL MY GOONING HOURS AND SPENT THEM LEARNING PIANO
I WOULD BE SO GOOD AT PIANO RIGHT NOW

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Slowly but surely removing all nonfollowbackers and unfollowers, tl feels much more cozy when it's filled with people who don't ignore me or begrudge me, or if they do begrudge me they say something about it without being insulting.

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I had a dream I was stuck with eastern europeans at some outdoor celebration, and they were both very annoying and very scary. It was like being surrounded by drunken white niggers, and then they decided they didn't like my two Swede friends (I have no idea why I had Swede friends) and started fighting them for no reason.

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