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When Eve was found out of cheating on Adam with another man and therefor forfeiting her immortality, Adam went and found another woman to commit the same sin, thus putting himself in the same situation as Eve. Adam then disappeared for forty days.
This is where the story of Osiris and Isis originate from. Adam (Osiris), did not go into the underworld but was lost in the wilderness for forty days. Eve (Isis) searched and mourned for him, thinking he was dead.

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onlyfans but you only have one fan, me, and I kill all your other fans and stalk you

Ah, 2014 Family Guy, Season 13, good stuff, it's like my heroin

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Needing to watch family guy rn to calm myself down.

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Idk if you've ever seen Overboard but it would be like the movie Overboard

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Kidnapping someones sugarbaby and forcing her to live as a tradwife on your farm (she is happier).

Now that I'm finally getting old and my body is too shitty to fuck good, I can kind if see the perspective of a disgusting cuck, but they forget that sharing is antithetical to the consolidation of power, which is the name of the game in this earth world, and that is why even though I might be too tired to fuck my partner, I would never give them permission to fuck others, I would make them a fucking machine to use when they wanted a pounding.

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Looks like Groovy girl is realizing that nothing is entirely free 👀👀👀

I understand that the world government is trying to make me and my old gf get back together so that I have something they can take away if ever compliance is needed, but I don't think I care. I said I've given up on conspiracies, so I don't even care. Sorry human race, sorry I couldn't do it alone. /schizo rambling

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I wish loli artists would stop trying to make twitter work already

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I don't look very fat in the mirror then I look at pictures and I'm VERY fat :blobsadrain:

GIVING UP GOONING IS HARD TO DO
BUT I'VE GOONED SO MANY HOURS
IF I HAD TAKEN ALL MY GOONING HOURS AND SPENT THEM LEARNING PIANO
I WOULD BE SO GOOD AT PIANO RIGHT NOW

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