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I wish that there were naked drugged out twinks having bareback sex in the woods around where I'm at. (I would totally go).

Huh...went to baraag to find an artist I like and they're suspended, they don't seem problematic, may be political?

Jordan Peterson had sex with a woman and orgasmed inside of her. That's.... that's the dragon, that's chaos.

Grooming talk, I can't even see dog grooming anymore without busting out laughing, they're grooming the dogs lmao

If I can't cum in a muscle mommy I might as well kill myself. WHEN? WHEN WILL I GET MY CHANCE? THE WAITING IS KILLING ME! WHEN WILL THE UNIVERSE GIVE ME WHAT I WANT????

Guys how do you deal with the constant worry that your gf is going to get raped while jogging?

I want to get a dog but I want it to be a male dog and not neutered. Large breed. Not for sexual reasons.

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Scully autopsies cult mutants. Mulder confuses cloned flesh-eating insects for his sister.

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It's always funny to me when sjws get mad about people being shamed for being gay, and then celebrate when a righty is portrayed negatively as, or humiliated for being, gay.

It's hard for me to self insert as the bull in ntr that has gangbangs because I don't have any friends

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松茸を買いました☺️ 今年びっくりするぐらい本州は出てないので北海道のやつ

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Unfortunately Guy Fieri doesn't let just anyone near his asshole.

He's shitting into your mouth at the speed of a Japanese bullet train. Your mouth overflows with putrid diarrhea. A wet popping sound penetrates your eardrums as he farts out the last flecks of shit all over your eyes. The smell hits your nose and the back of your throat like a truck and you begin to vomit uncontrollably.

"BULLET TRAIN TO FLAVORTOWN, RIGHT?!" he yells as his penis becomes mildly erect.
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自分をオナホールと言い張って女児性愛者男性の所有物になろうとしてくるAVショップマゾメスガキ店員(゚ω゚)

I have to stop saying "I'll never get a fedi gf" and start saying "I will get a fedi gf"

Need a woman to hug and sniff and cuddle with like a little baby boy and I'm begging for it I'm on my knees

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