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Or she'll find out I want her to wear skintight slut clothes for me and she'll be offended and give me a speech about women and feminism like my mom.

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I worry so much all the time that even if I do get a gf, one day she's going to find out I like dog dicks and horse cocks and lolis and shotas and incest she'll be unforgiving.

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Chubby autistic being likes me and she's my age and she's kind of my speed maybe? She has very cute vibes.

Just found out normies are taking something called paxlovid and it makes their mouths hurt and gives them diarrhea......... I wouldn't take things that make my mouth hurt and gives me diarrhea just to avoid the flu.

sexy skinny noodle girls with thigh gaps hngggg

"OH WOW DEEPTHROAT DOWN TO THE BALLS WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT, YOU SHOULD HAVE A COMPANY BY NOW YOU DUMB FUCK. AND NOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN HOT, YOU'RE ALL FAT AND ARTHRITIC!!!!!"

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I DIDN'T USED TO BE ASHAMED! I FELT CONFIDENT LIKE I HAD ACCOMPLISHMENTS! I COULD DEEPTHROAT TO THE BALLS, NO GAGGING!!!!

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I'M SORRY FOR PROJECTING MY INSECURITIES ON SLUTTY GIRLS BECAUSE I WAS A SLUT AND NOW I'M ASHAMED :cry_konata: BUT I DIDN'T USED TO BE :cry_konata:

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From Dexter's Lab, looks like Oceanbird is a bit jealous of Dexter's mom.

Original Image, idea and all credits to: chickpeansfw
Colors by me.

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> unalive

how much censorship will youtube idiots dance around before enough is enough

people are starting to sound truly ridiculous with their censorship evasion language
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The haters will call me "crazy" as a way to dismiss but I'll just laugh!

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Them old safety tips for maximum fun at the play pits are important!🍔🍟

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@Valenziarts

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If I was a dad I could be one of those dads who is all paranoid that there's pedos lurking everywhere and I can spaz out and keyboard warrior about woodchippers and be filled with hate, or I can enjoy my life free of worry. Either way I'd love my kids.

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