H-Hey! This wasn't waterproof paint...!
Reggie ~ 10 or 26 (?
Rightoids: lol we're going to troll the gays by becoming strawmen of pedophilia to turn society against them
Society: Wait....maybe these guys have a point about human rights and how sexuality isn't such a big deal!
Rightoids: NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT SOCIETY GRRRRR YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TURN ON THE GAYS FOR BEING PEDOS!!!
Or she'll find out I want her to wear skintight slut clothes for me and she'll be offended and give me a speech about women and feminism like my mom.
I worry so much all the time that even if I do get a gf, one day she's going to find out I like dog dicks and horse cocks and lolis and shotas and incest she'll be unforgiving.
"OH WOW DEEPTHROAT DOWN TO THE BALLS WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT, YOU SHOULD HAVE A COMPANY BY NOW YOU DUMB FUCK. AND NOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN HOT, YOU'RE ALL FAT AND ARTHRITIC!!!!!"
I DIDN'T USED TO BE ASHAMED! I FELT CONFIDENT LIKE I HAD ACCOMPLISHMENTS! I COULD DEEPTHROAT TO THE BALLS, NO GAGGING!!!!
The Trench