YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

OH
MY PENIS
IS THE BEST PENIS ON THE PLANET
AND YOU KNOW THAT I DEMAND IT
GETS THE ATTENTION IT DESERVES
WHEN IT DOESN'T IT IS ABSURD
NOW
YOU KNOW THIS
YOU KNOW THIS TRUE FACT OF THE WORLD
AND MY WEINER IS NOW UNFURLED
IT IS STRAIGHT AND IT IS NOT CURLED

Getting a bf 10 years younger than me maybe (he's over 18)

Some of you are too funny, maybe calm it down (you know it's bad when I'm saying it)

Apparently there's higher rates of violence in gay couples too not just lesbian couples, I have to be extra careful. There's this boy who likes me and he's feminine but even femboys can beat the fuck out of someone and I'm kind of old and weak now

Two narcissists dating: MY partner is THE BEST because I AM THE BEST and I ONLY CHOOSE THE BEST

Gave my sister several months to reach out to me and tell me about her new project, she never did, bitch doesn't want my support, so I finally took her off my socials. She's so fake.

Choosing an apology card for someone like: Ugh I can't decide..."I'm sorry for raping you" or "I'm sorry I couldn't stop raping you"???

I keep thinking I'm going to get sex from being online but those days are LONG gone. Nobody does that anymore, except the absolute uggos. I have to go to a convention. That's where the action is.

Magic the gathering should release a cunny set, with popular lolis as the theme.

If you think ancient humans were just breeding horses and just breeding wolves into dogs, you're wrong, they were FUCKING those horses and they were FUCKING those dogs!! (imo)

The people I'd be working for, not the horses. They'll say: Jazzy, this stud usually produces 400cc of ejaculate, but the last few times it's only been 300cc, have you been spilling any?
Me: *Trying to talk with mouth full* Daz reawwy weiwd, I dummo how dat habbend??

I wish I could get a job jacking off horses but I'm worried they'll be suspicious