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I've learned so much as Jazzy
Thank you, thank you
I've learned what is acceptable and not
I've learned proper table manners
Because rules are important
I've learned people are fickle and rude
I've learned they get butthurt easily
Like I did when I was a young turdling
Go on my fellow turdlings
Go on into the ocean of shit!
Frolic!
Swim!
Swim in the shit and in the piss!
It is the world!
Shitting and pissing cells and elements!
Shit and be merry!!!

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I don't know if there's much community left on pedi but does anyone want to talk about their holidays?

if gbp don't become a thing I'm fucked, WE'RE fucked, we NEED THOSE GOOD BOY POINTS

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PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET GRINCHED GET GRINCHED GET GRINCHED GET GRINCHED

Merry xmas yo, collabo with my dude here @zabbuk :hok:

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If you criticize me and I ignore it doesn't mean you got me, it means I'm tired of your combativeness you little smegma sucker.

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なんとなく気になったお菓子なアニメを観てみたら超俺好みのおてんば娘が…!そしていきなり婚約とか許せんのでみっちり教育する必要が…!

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I took part in a secret santa thing again this year. Here's my thing

Are narcissists actually just retarded people with bad vibes?

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I've got some work to do to earn my presents this year 🎅 ☃️ 🦌 :yesdaddy: :yanagiyuu_heart3:

Hope you all have a Merry Christmas!

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Tiff Christmas
Hope you all are enjoying the holidays. Haven't drawn Tiff in a while so here's something I wanted to share with you all for the occasion. Have fun and stay safe out there peeps!
#cartoon #christmas #tiff_crust

Imagine being so rich you can just get up and go make a vlog essay about going to each state just to take a dump in every state. Your goal will be to defecate in every state of your country. Any order. No other rules.

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