YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Using your globally reaching telekinetic powers to brutally mutilate a person to death for playing their little "that's a man" game and not even getting it right because they're saying it about a dyke, so you just fucking kill them, all of them, and one day someone might say "Hey have you noticed all the retards who can't clock have disappeared?" and someone else might say "Yea, it's so nice"

I'm depressed
fedipressed

If you do something nice, then don't get the reaction you wanted, then get mad about that, you're a manipulative asshole.

Doing something nice only for a reward is not evidence of you being a good person

Internet essays are indistinguishable from Patrick Bateman rambling about inconsequential fun facts

Imagine if god enters your heart and forces you to do shit and then sends you to hell for the shit he forces you to do.

https://youtu.be/EPV-WdJrx8E

I haven't done it in years.

I have mind bending powers that I have to keep in check because horrible things always happen it's like the fucking monkeys paw I refuse to do it anymore.

Fedigirl reading this, if you were my girlfriend
1. There would be no other girlfriends for me besides you
2. I would take good care of you

This is not me asking for a fedilove this is just me stating facts. When I'm in a relationship I'm a simp. Expensive dinners. Draining my savings... really cucked stuff. But not online that's gay like we'd be an actual couple and do normal couple stuff but I'd probably also take you out on nights I couldn't *really* afford and I would give you hou hours long massages with oils. I would always be on my best behavior with your friends and family, I will do my best to never embarrass you and to always make you look good and back you up without overstepping my bounds. I would tell you that you were the most beautiful woman I've seen, because in that moment, while we lay in bed, in our clean room with everything put away because I WILL clean for both of us, and I'm looking at you you ARE the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Your form, will have endeared itself to me by that point THROUGH YOUR ACTIONS that I would LOVE everything about you. I would love you.

Country song by sex addicted hoarder: "When I Masturbate It's for Keeps"