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I'm tired of people thinking internet is real life. Internet is not real life and should be consequence free.

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Vent post that I can't post on my real socials so I'm posting here, about irl.

Ok, I see how it is. I post and post, and none of you can consistently like, or even say hi on holidays? Fuck you. You worthless hillbilly pieces of trash. I hope your gap toothed leatherfaced mamas are proud of what dishonorable little bastards they shit out. You fucks can't even post consistently, you can't even own your identity, you're constantly fucking deleting and curating shit. Or putting zero personality, zero quirk, into your presentation, and then you're wondering why no one is wowed by you, or finds you endearing. Maybe stop sucking. Maybe tell the fucking truth. Maybe wish your fucking family member a merry christmas. I hate to be all "kids these days" but you're some fucking losers. You were supposed to be better than your parents and look at you, losers just like them. Grow up, you can be grown even at 10, grow the fuck up, dust yourself off, quit being a punk, and present yourself god damnit. You are your own best advocate so quit cringing and playing silent treatment games and say what you want to say if you have a problem with me.

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Using your globally reaching telekinetic powers to brutally mutilate a person to death for playing their little "that's a man" game and not even getting it right because they're saying it about a dyke, so you just fucking kill them, all of them, and one day someone might say "Hey have you noticed all the retards who can't clock have disappeared?" and someone else might say "Yea, it's so nice"

If you do something nice, then don't get the reaction you wanted, then get mad about that, you're a manipulative asshole.

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Doing something nice only for a reward is not evidence of you being a good person

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Internet essays are indistinguishable from Patrick Bateman rambling about inconsequential fun facts

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Imagine if god enters your heart and forces you to do shit and then sends you to hell for the shit he forces you to do.

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don't really have a christmas drawing, but here u go

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A loli christmas, based on Barbara Bradley art :blobhappy:

I hope y'all had a pleasant Christmas-y time, and that you have a good New Years too :blobheart:

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I have mind bending powers that I have to keep in check because horrible things always happen it's like the fucking monkeys paw I refuse to do it anymore.

Fedigirl reading this, if you were my girlfriend
1. There would be no other girlfriends for me besides you
2. I would take good care of you

This is not me asking for a fedilove this is just me stating facts. When I'm in a relationship I'm a simp. Expensive dinners. Draining my savings... really cucked stuff. But not online that's gay like we'd be an actual couple and do normal couple stuff but I'd probably also take you out on nights I couldn't *really* afford and I would give you hou hours long massages with oils. I would always be on my best behavior with your friends and family, I will do my best to never embarrass you and to always make you look good and back you up without overstepping my bounds. I would tell you that you were the most beautiful woman I've seen, because in that moment, while we lay in bed, in our clean room with everything put away because I WILL clean for both of us, and I'm looking at you you ARE the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Your form, will have endeared itself to me by that point THROUGH YOUR ACTIONS that I would LOVE everything about you. I would love you.

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