YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Voice of God:...and you will be president, of the world, and you will have super powers
Me: FUCK YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*I tear across the nation as the president in a rocket suit with a flag that blots out the sun and says NO MORE LAWS while KICKSTART MY HEART by MOTLEY CRUE plays over the national emergency alert system*

If my ex was fucking a fedi fren and I all three of us found out I'd be like "What no wayyy woahhh" and then me and the fedi fren could hang out and stuff

https://youtu.be/ElUg4jF3z_A
This song makes me fucking cry because it hits too close to home. I had a tim, I wished he was a girl.......and the funny thing is he did too.......but we had trauma, and he couldn't be who he wanted to be, and I couldn't be who I wanted to be, and our two hearts shaped for each other have been doomed never to meet again.

Ok finally my ex was clear that there's no romantic intent and I was like oh thank god because I don't get possessive when she's just a friend. Less stress. Less anger. Much gooder vibes. I still think she's going to gack my sack at some point because that's the kind of friend she is, unless she's changed, in which case good for her! I'd be proud of my friend for overcoming her degenerate nymphomania that made her fuck disgusting nigger bucks who would then jump on her and rape her after she said "stop! stop!" .

Goodluck Japan and stay safe 😭

Do you think the ancient cult of Aphrodite were called simps? Do you think people made fun of their waifu? Do you think they had one follower who got autistic and mad and was like "No she's MY waifu JUST MINE NOBODY ELSES!!"

I'm going to find the perfect 18yo to GROOM since 18yos today are basically stunted they're very groomable >:3

Society would be better if guys were allowed to hit abusive gfs back. The abusive gf would learn not to be abusive, and the relationship would get better. Instead they're not allowed to work things out (with hitting aka mutual consensual combat) and so many relationships are just ended that could have been fine.

Ahhh listening to femboy ten years my junior on his chat stream to get ideas for how to pull zoomers, very relaxing

You will never enjoy that which you don't feel you deserve