Yoooo I love that transmen are doing zoosex a lot
Based
Based transmen
You are the ultimate shock troops in the war against puritanism
You are ignored and so you can fly under the radar stealthily
And before they know it
You will be fucking dogs while in positions of authority!
And you will make dog fucking normal!!!!
Fiction/Fantasy
Voice of God:...and you will be president, of the world, and you will have super powers
Me: FUCK YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*I tear across the nation as the president in a rocket suit with a flag that blots out the sun and says NO MORE LAWS while KICKSTART MY HEART by MOTLEY CRUE plays over the national emergency alert system*
https://youtu.be/ElUg4jF3z_A
This song makes me fucking cry because it hits too close to home. I had a tim, I wished he was a girl.......and the funny thing is he did too.......but we had trauma, and he couldn't be who he wanted to be, and I couldn't be who I wanted to be, and our two hearts shaped for each other have been doomed never to meet again.
Ok finally my ex was clear that there's no romantic intent and I was like oh thank god because I don't get possessive when she's just a friend. Less stress. Less anger. Much gooder vibes. I still think she's going to gack my sack at some point because that's the kind of friend she is, unless she's changed, in which case good for her! I'd be proud of my friend for overcoming her degenerate nymphomania that made her fuck disgusting nigger bucks who would then jump on her and rape her after she said "stop! stop!" .
The Trench