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My mom said she's surprised I'm not attracted to black men, meaning she thought I was a sissy cuckold >:( what the fuck you guys. I remembered we had a convo years ago and she said that.

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what actually happened after piccolo destroyed the hyperbolic time chamber👇

I wish I could go to one of those social events for sexy people but my attachment style is broken and whenever a popular girl flirts with me I want to beat the fuck out of her, I just do, I hate it, I hate her, I hate the attention, I hate the flirting, because the last time someone flirted with me they hurt me. So I hate flirting. Big bubbly smile, teehee, like you know me, you don't know me bitch, better be careful, I could be a fucking sick fuck you dumb cunt. Go home and croche or something before you get fucking raped (again, because I'm sure someone with a personality as bubbly as yours has been taken advantage of LOTS in this world).

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We're takin it back bohs. WOKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOK We're takin it BACK!!!!!!!!!!! N NICE

You're so much shorter than all the other males...mmmmmmm
Your ass is so much rounder than the other males....mmmmmmmmm
You're so much nicer, and sweeter, and more sensitive than all the other males and all your friends are girls...mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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When I was a teen I didn't want to fuck the ponies as much as I wanted to fuck Spike. I also felt the same way I felt about Spike as a did about Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog. I LUST for short cute bois (who get no pussy because they're "so cute").

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Gwen's extra wobbly cheekmeat without the extra meat lmao, forgot to put this up too. Also freckles

#gwentennyson #bigass

Really wish one of you who was of legal age could cuddle with me. It would make me feel safe.

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Falling in love with girl who shows her body off but who doesn't have sex with random cocks because she's too smart for that (and she's happy being poor, she thinks money is gross).

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I wish I could feel my fedi frens soft lips...with my lips

Johnny Test vs Johnny 5 vs Johnny Quest who wins

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