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:skeb:納品させていただきました✌

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The core problem is we all have different opinions.

Idk why you guys don't share embarrassing stories more often

Grandma I'm sorry you're so muscular your pussy is so delicious looking (worried I'm being racist because the sexy muscular granny is foreign.)

All I do is watch star trek because im so depressed :sadhug:

And I don't care who they fuck, not only do I not care but I do not want to know, it is none of my business and does not interest me. It's a shame things didn't work out because I find their body really hot but it's their body and they can do what they want with it and it's none of my business, even if they are hurt as a result of their choices.

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My ex finally gave me a good wholesome infodump, I was worried I was annoying them so I feel less worried now. How is it possible for two people to love eachother without being possessive? Idk but I think we're doing it. We're friends who love eachother, it's not romantic, but it feels good.

I have sexual hangups because my mom taught me guys aren't supposed to touch down there unless it's their wife and it's not fun for her she has to put up with it to make God happy. I told my mom I think she's a lesbian and she has no idea why I would think that, and that that's what everyone else said before I was born too.

If she gets her vagina replaced by a superscience vagina with no complications, does she count as a virgin again?

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What´s wrong with your Dick?

#loli #lolicon

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A little animation of my wife making it a white christmas.

Full animation with sound and DL links on my subscribestar!
subscribestar.adult/posts/1119

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I saw this image that gets me super excited with Mabel teasing Dipper while making him wear a shirt. The shirt says "Beggin… — These are the shirts they'd wear. retrospring.net/@Cothswoller/a

🎶my fedi support system
has collapsed
YEA!🎶
🎶Probably wasn't
a good idea
to place emotional
value on strangers🎶
🎶But that's the fediverse
Here, we are mentally ill
And codepennndeeeent!!!!🎶🎶🎶

My own family lies to me and uses me for narcissistic supply. How do I get a new (better) family?

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