YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

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Epsonism.
My new religion is Epsonism if you don't like it I don't care. This is the name of my deep sea trench religion. Epsonism. Ep as in Episcopus as in overseer, and Son as in sound as in vibration as in what the tectonic plates do. This is a secular religion.

Someone who promotes a political cause by putting things in their butt

God dayum you're making me horny with that big black booty you gay fat boi 🥺

Keep the bbcs out of my ass and keep the bbc cum out of my mouth don't spit bbc cum into my mouth with your lady mouth after trucking me like it's a kiss and then you spit some other guys cum into my mouth you dirty bitch that's a nasty trick.

My boners just haven't been poppin since I got those platonic cuddles you guys idk what's wrong with me but I bet when I nut it'll be huge it's been almost a fucking week and you know me it's usually twice a day at least. Thinking of only cumming the old fashioned way into vaginas like Moses (I assume Moses didn't masturbate).

Hooking up: Nice, some fuckmeat, all done ok bye fuckmeat, yes yes I know I was amazing, now bye and I don't care about your inevitable suffering in this life.

Being in a REAL relationship: My soul is bonded to yours we are one body and I am constantly worrying about you and I won't tolerate anyone disrespecting you

And that's why I can't be poly. 99% of sex is disrespectful, so no way I want other people doing that to my partner. Only WE can disrespect eachother like that.

Stupid dicks always giving me stupid boners oh I'm sorry i saw your hard dick and now my dick is hard too now I hate this you're so gross >:C /rant

My ex got mad when I said I was a retard and I'm not allowed to use the r word around them anymore

I think the fapping was a symptom of a lack of love

Guys I haven't been fapping ever since my ex gave me good good good good cuddles they were platonic cuddles get your minds out of the gutter you sick bastards