YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Especially after our sensual friendship cuddle between just friends that felt so fucking good.

I wonder if my ex would think it's weird if I asked them to take one of my blankets and use it for a while at their house and then give it back to me so I could smell them when they're not around....our friendship is supposed to be not romantic that's the agreement but I think it's perfectly aromantic/asexual to want to smell your good friend who smells nice.

I haven't had sex in forever I'm starting to think the fediverse is useless for finding a wife

Clint Eastwoods eyes make me wonder if he has any asian heritage

Keepin those Ns
Away
From
My boo-tay

This is what I imagine a fedi party would be like
https://youtu.be/7xtz8_8k8FM

I have turned off @ notifications in monk.ey.bisuiness because of spambots, but I can still see likes and reshares, so if you made a comment you want me to reply to I might not see it but I'll do my best

Imagine being a stupid little slutty girl who offers yourself up to be raped because you're so stupid, and then a big mean rapist rapes you and you cry because you're so dumb

I am going to summon and anally rape the ghost of Ronald Regan

Ok I guess NONE of you fedi GIRLS (keeps talking before you can interrupt to say you're not a girl) want to tame this strange and get you a loyal sped bf, your loss *mic drop*

If someone ever tries to tell you what to do with your own body cut them in the eyes

Antis need to admit they're not after thoughtcrimers they're after bad people it's just that they're too stupid to understand that thoughtcrime /= bad person.

If you're a history girl and you make cute clothes and stuff I might be a good husband for you (serious)