YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Imagine if you had a big dick
and then you fucked a girl
and then you fucked her brother
and then you fucked her father
and then you fucked her mother
and then you fucked their dog
and they were all shocked by mind blowing orgasms and had to quickly reevaluate life
they love you now

I hate people who think they're better and get offended when you're not like them

Someone should make a meme movie Glasgow Wonka now.

Every time oomfies disappear it makes me think THEY WERE A CATFISH THEY WERE A SPY!! But they might have died for all I know.

https://youtu.be/oJL-lCzEXgI
I have this desperate need to be loved in expressive ways

Is having conversations with me hard?

If I ever sent you dms asking if you had a physical vagina I apologize for my inappropriate question. It did not occur to me that it may be offensive to ask that, given the context.

I'm old. I've got to stop trying to be young. The world has moved on without me. It's time to let go.

I appreciate composition more than subject matter, in case you were wondering

You open the door and it's your fedi date Jazzy

You think: Omg I'm overweight and I look like a man I'm so gross nobody likes me
Jazzy: *Looks at you with big baby eyes like you're mommy*
You: OMG I CAN'T I'M TRAPPED COME IN LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU YOU'RE SO SAD AND DEPRESSED AND YOU ACTUALLY THINK IM SEXY I NEED YOU T-T

The fediverse gooning community has all but died imo it's so sad