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Showing off the goods, little rascals :blobcoffee:

Gwen from Ben 10 (Omniverse version and original version)

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People be like "16 is a child" and then the 16 year old does a 250lb bench press.

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Scully rejects proof of invisibility. Mulder tries to save Scully from crispy-skin-itis.

I like that someone made a comic about moxxie from helluva boss getting brain damage and then getting cucked and raped before a double suicide. Means there's people out there with worse taste than me. I still fapped.

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Scully argues with Mulder about doppelgangers. Mulder is impersonated by government hackers.

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Hot sexy gf who helps you catfish disgusting swinger type guys who think they're coming to cuck you but really you and your sexy gf are just going to kill them before he lays a hand on her

I need a well aged uncle type who crossdresses and wants to be my girlfriend

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I think it's seriously fucked up that niggers (as a culture) instead of just accepting gay men did insane mental gymnastics to say that if the gay man is enough of a faggot it's not actually gay.

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My dom side is coming out.
Me: SHUT UP BITCH *back hands bitch across the room*
Me: *Voice cracks* WITH THE FUCKING BULLSHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Me: *Starts choking bitch* IF....YOU.....ONE....MORE.....TIME....AHHHHHHHHHHH I.....FUCK.....AHHHHHH!!! *lets go*
Me: *Looks at good virgin girl observing* And that's why you don't want to be a bitchy whore sweety, be a good girl. *Lightz cig*
Bitch whore: *In shock, choking, crying* I, I'm sorry... *She's not so rude anymore for some reason*
Good girl: *Timidly hands me a towl*
Me: Don't be scared baby, I would never hurt you, you don't do awful things with strange guys, you behave, you're so much better than bad girls like this. *I lean over and backhand her one more time*
Me: See she's a bad girl, she likes to do dirty things with guys who don't even know her name. Isn't she a fucking pig?
Good girl: *At first confused, it doesn't take long before she is glaring at the bad girl, hatered and disgust in her eyes.*
Me: She's very bad babe, she breaks lots of guys hearts, makes them feel very bad. *Her glare intensifies.*
Me: What do you think should happen to her so she learns not to be bad?
Good girl: *Glaring, but thinking...* If she likes it so much then put a big one inside her, so big it hurts.
Me: Glorious idea babe! You hear that skank? If you don't shape up, cut the shit, and stop gangbanging retarded misogynists who make up terrible lyrics to mumble over terrible beats, little babe here is going to organize a huge cuntbreaking dildo slam just for you. Understand?
Bitch whore: *Crying silently, she just nods*
Me: You know, this is a very good sign, you're finally showing improvement, with proper treatment you can be healed, you can be rehabilitated!

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昨年末からガンプラいじってたら3月になってしまいました。
今年もよろしくお願いいたします。

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Commissions Open! 10 Slots

It's Women's History Month so...
Boss Bitch Discount! - controlling, independent and probably loves to top 😏
Feel free to make your case if you have to.
(excluding EEnE characters because they had their month not too long ago)
#grimadventures #grimadventuresofbillyandmandy #commission

I want to post my hole but I'm worried about getting holedoxd

My ass is kind of hungry tonight and I'm feeling kind of feminine I wish I had a fem fedi fren to stuff my butt /alas it will only be a fantasy

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