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I love how fucking racist the doom game remakes are.

For all the things I am I'm definitely not a necrophiliac, something about a dead body makes me not want to fuck it. Even an unconscious body. Don't want to fuck someone who's not aware they're being fucked.

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I hate that antis will use transgender maps as ammo against queers in general

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Ok so just hypothesizing here but I think the shadow government just wants me to be the best me that I can be, it just wants me to do my very best job as good as I can and to know that I'm my best when I try my best!

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I wish I could be a cameraman in a zoophilic video shoot one day 🥺

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~Jennifer's Sex Education~

Truly dedicated to teaching those in need, Jennifer's study sessions can last for hours, usually well past the time she's been paid for.

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Guys my ex is playing head games with me by alternating between silent treatment and breadcrumbing please advise

Fantasizing hard about dating a deaf/mute girl and protecting her from a world that doesn't understand her

Ok sex perverts I want to get more fit so that you will lust after me. I want to post progress but idk how to without doxing myself.

Guys I played doom eternal a lot the last week and now I keep hearing fucking doom music even when the game's off

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GUYS I HATE IT GUYS I HATE IT GUYS I HATE IT GUYS I HATE IT I'M UNDERSTANDING POLYAMORY AND CUCKOLDRY AHHHHHH OK OK LISTEN SO if I'm a really old man and I can't fuck good anymore and I have this little pretty woman who I can only keep around by keeping her happy and I can't put a chain around her neck (unfortunately) so I have to let her do what she wants to stay happy and that might mean fucking some alpha chad retard but he'll be poor compared to my boomer bucks and so I'll have ultimate control over the kitten I can cut her off if she misbehaves too much but that's a sad day that neither of us would want to see so it would be a balance D: NO NO NO DENY DENY DENIAL SHOVE IT DOWN IT'S UNTRUE TRANSACTIONAL LOVE IS WRONG AND TRUE LOVE EXISTS LIKE DISNEY SAID AHHHHHHHHHHH REPRESS REPRESS REPRESS!!!! MADONNA WHORE SPLIT DIVIDE COMPLEX AHHHHH NO NO NO NO NOOOOO AHHH MY BUTTHOLE!!! (has seizures from butthurt)

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Scully worries about ghost dads. Mulder empathizes with ghost dads.

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小ネタメモ
ランドセルとおそろい・あるいは使ってたランドセルで作ったっぽい色の首輪や拘束具ってのあるけど(好き)
幼稚園児なら幼稚園バッグっぽい黄色でやればいいと浮かんだのでメモしとく。赤黒ピンクとかに比べてエロ差は減るけど。

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