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Big giant musclegirl in the prime of her life who becomes interested in a much older total loser™ and has a screw loose because why else would she be sucking this short fat losers nuts until his eyes bug out every night

I wish a fedifren would jerk me off while they tell me about their day (we're catching up before bedtime)

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It’s funny how most people do this performative thing where they pretend that being attracted to anybody under the age of 18 is bonkers.

Come on, even most non-pedophiles find older teenagers (probably even younger) attractive. Everyone knows it. People will gladly call high schoolers hot if you don’t inform them they’re looking at a minor beforehand.

But instead we do this silly dance where we pretend like crossing that magic number takes someone from “No attraction whatsoever, completely unthinkable” to “Yup, I’d marry and/or fuck her!”. Nobody actually thinks this way, they just pretend to because they think if they don’t, others will judge them for it.

Plus, there’s that famous chart which shows that even most non-pedophile men find 12 year olds to be more attractive on average than 21 year olds XD

It sucks when fedifrens you thought liked you lose their minds and get paranoid and crazy

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Guys how do you come out to your girlfriend about being a map and about having tons of loli hentai and shota hentai in your sock drawer? And don't tell me "you don't", assuming you DID have to tell her, how would you tell her in the most diplomatic way possible, designed to generate the most empathy.

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unplug every LLM unplug every iterative text program unplug every "artificial intelligence"
unplug unplug unplug

we are the new Luddites
the original Luddites had a point. did you know they were protesting the cotton gin? how did that work out? and don't skip the hundreds of years between "the cotton gin becomes textile industry standard" to "k-mart sells t-shirts for $5", something pretty major happened in between

what are we bringing in along with these wasteful, disturbing things? UNPLUG

Need healthy love no joking no kidding just safe human cuddles no hurting or harming just niceness no passive aggressive just love

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If someone finds that a trait is evolutionarily advantageous, they might be tempted to make a positive moral judgment from that. But really all they can say is that it's a pattern that has tended to propagate itself.
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If I don't fuck, suck, and cum SOON i fear a mental collapse

I just found a cashew on my bed, not sure how it got there, I pause for a moment....I ate the cashew. My life is falling apart.

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Need a gf or bf who's a fat pig and doesn't care

Only happy sex is allowed no mean sex is allowed *everyone approves*

When mommy gives buffalo bill energy it makes me cum

Song:
When fucking a skinny faggot
As a fat stinky bastard
Make sure to give him kisses with LOTS of salivaaaaa

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