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I fucking hate ranchers. If you're a rancher I hate you, oh, you made all your money by being a rancher? Eat my shit. Stupid ass. Go be more retarded and stop telling people they can't have a radio show because you're a cousin fucker.

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i drew this instead of doing my job so im gnna post it
i have other ideas for him, but for now:
#shota

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Saw I had the black and white version up but I actually went back and added color to this ages ago.

I like when the pretty girl character (she's the mcs crush) licks a butthole, and not just a few sad licks, reluctant licks, no no, even if she has to be injected with nanobots, it's best when she is eager to lick the asshole, happy to lick the asshole, she has been brainwashed into an asshole licking machine and she loves it, asshole licking is her purpose, she gets sad actually when she doesn't have an asshole to lick deep with a wiggly tongue

I had a vivid dream that seems prophetic, in the dream I was at peace, there was a girl with me, she was precocious and cute, she was around 12, with shoulder length curly hair, curl type 3A for those who know, she was my skin tone too, she was so sweet. She felt comfortable with me, she even kept coming in the bathroom while I was naked and kind of rolled her eyes when I seemed embarrassed, and then I just gave up and started talking to her normally while nude. I was very nervous and had no sexy intentions, but I got the feeling she would try something one day and I was very nervous I wouldn't be able to say no. Then I woke up.

That's it! I can't take it any more!!!!!!! *cums*

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I wonder what it's like to be a fedifren who doesn't have crippling paranoia, I bet they play fun videogames and even have nice meetups sometimes but not me T-T

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*Hugs fedifrens even the stinky mean ones*
There hopefully that sparks a change in you fren.

If you were my gf/bf you would be the dom I would only serve you please I have the soul of a puppy I need someone to be loyal to but please don't punish me for not being good enough that's a boundary I have you have to congratulate me even if I'm not as good as the other dogs

Brainror has set in I can't keep my ass in the right fucking instance wjen replying goodnight everybody please consider loving me and being my bf/gf just think about it consider it ponder it /sjkfrnvms

Song:
Even though my fedifrens don't give me social interaction like they used to
It's ok because they're probably in college or sucking dick out by a bridge,
But either way my fedifrens are living their own day, living their own way!
My fedifrens, I let you go, no more pain of missing,
I'm glad we even ever met even though there was no kissing.......
*lights get low, rest of band stops playing, just piano now, sad tones, but uplifting, bittersweet*
OHHHHHhhhhHHHhhhHHHhhhHHHH fedi FRENNNNNNNNNS, the night, oh the night, it's closin in, in on each of us OHHH EACH OF US YEAAAAAAAAAAA, *whispers* fedifrens *gasps softly* there is light, light in each of you *puts lips closer to mic so they're touching* *moans*

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