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Tired of this shit can't keep being an incel online I have to clean my house touch grass and date the goth girl even if that leaves me no time for fedifrens, I'm going to cry

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Hello fedifrens!!! I sing a song of anxiousness today!

Song:
I am so anxious
Anxious about different things
I'm worried about body pains
And I want fedi frens to like me
But they could never love
Somebody so weak
Could never love
Somebody so shy
They want a better guy
They want an action hero
They want superman in his prime
Not professor x runnin out of time
:sadhug:

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Fantasy/Fiction 

I'm just a dumb slut oh what's this a fedifren dick?
*GOBBLE SLURP SUCK*
Wow what's this gross stuff coming out of it??? *SNIFF SNIFF LICK* EWWWW IT TASTES GROSS!!!! Hmmmmm....but I'm a stupid fucking little slut, so I'm gonna suck it any way lol! I'm a extra stupid little fucking bitch with a suckhole for a mouth durrrrrrr *SUCK SUCK SUCK SLURP SUCK* Oh my god I can't believe even more fedifrens are here now!!!!!! *Slurps two cocks at once, both hairy and disgustingly dirty with human grease and grime* I LOVE WASHING FEDIFREN DICKS WITH MY THROAT!!!!!! AHHHHHH *Opens wide mouth for fedi cum*

Just sang a 5 minute fedi song I made up and I can't remember all of it but it's really embarrassing and it was done in the style of an uplifting love ballad in the style of rock with like a gospel chorus aspect...anyway the highlights of the song were:

1: Fedifren
2: Why don't you love me anymore fedifren
3: I'm ready to submit to you fedifren
4: I'm sorry for being willful, fedifren
5: I'm ready to support your religious practices fedifren
6: I'm ready to be your tradwife fedifren
7: I'm ready to accept your manhood into my mouth, fedifren
8: I'm ready to behave as a woman in all aspects for you fedi fren and to not challenge your authority as man of the household
9: I will fold the laundry fedifren husband
10: I will submit harder every day, every day I will submit harder than the day before like a tradwife should

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Memorial post to a fallen MAP, suicide, mapmisia 

I have realized that a close online friend of mine and fellow MAP has taken his own life.

He was a huge fan of Hello Kitty, young girl's fashion, astronomy, tech, Minecraft, and so much more. He was smart, respectful, open minded, and a truly kind person.

He helped me recognize and come to terms with my own minor attraction, and showed me how he found his own ethical outlet for his attractions in the form of dolls. He was a member on pedi as well as other MAP oriented forums, and if he helped me I'm certain he helped others as well.

Recently he accidentally revealed his attractions to his family before he was ready, and they proceeded to cut off contact. His own children refused to see him and even went as far as to call him broken and sick for his attractions. As you all know, this is a horrible thing to hear, especially coming from someone you love. He loved his family with his whole heart through the end, and worked hard to reconnect with them and to repair their relationship.

I stood by him during this time, and tried to support him as best I could. Unfortunately, there was little I could do in the face of such overwhelming personal trauma. It saddens me that I wasn't there for him when he needed it most.

Rest in power, Pink Bow. You deserved better.

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袖口から乳首を覗き見られちゃうかなこちゃん - 腕白少女の投稿|ファンティア[Fantia] fantia.jp/posts/2974857

Science man: You're injecting the equivalent of electronic heroin into your veins
Me: *CACKLING* *throws switch*

And see this is why I need a wife to guide me away from this kind of thing

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エロかわいい猫の審判 :blobaww:

可愛いネコアヌビスを見たら、
審判より先セックスしちゃうよ!

FANBOX : fanbox.cc/@surreal/posts/78435

Ok you fucking heathens I can tell you don't appreciate emotive writing (I'm sorry I'm being so impatient)

Wow I was expecting like a bunch of likes from people for that poem but I guess people think it fucking sucks I'm sorry

I want someone who sees the kindness in my demon eyes
Who doesn't fear my little lies
Who doesn't fear my little cries
In the dark
While I'm weak

She won't bite my neck and tear
Though intrusive thoughts are there
She is mine and I am her divine

Our lives intertwine

Our lives intertwine

I am old and she is young
But not too young (don't want you crowd getting the wrong idea *taps cigarette stylishly*)
Not too young to understand
What it means to hold the hand
Of one she loves; so deeply and so fully
That she commits to him wholly
All that is her self

All that is her self

Our lives intertwine

Our lives intertwine

She never bites my neck
She never rips it out
She protects me
She surprises me
And she surprises herself

Our lives intertwine

Even though it hurts sometimes

Our lives intertwine

In the darkness of the night
When the sun has set
And it is time to rest
She is there
And she is protecting me
I am old
And she is young...but not too young...and I love her

I pass
In peace
She never harmed me
At least not in ways that were cruel
I loved her
And she loved me
And she kept me safe
And the children I gave her will now keep her safe

Our lives were intertwined

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Only about fictional lbs 

I don't like when lbs are overly aggressive and loud >:C
I like lbs who are soft and shy and quiet and who like listening and helping
>:3

Me: ONG, A MENTALLY HEALTHY GIRLFRIEND?????????? WOAH!!!!!!!!!!
mhgf: Hiiii! How's it goin? Omg let's get you up you've been on the internet too long again huh?
Me: Nuh uh! Wait...what happened to psychic gf?
mhgf: Idk she said something about not wanting to be around if she can't torment you? Sounds unhealthy to me, so I'm glad she's gone.
Me: Yea, that sounds like her. Wow I cannot believe how bad I've let my livingroom get...there's empty amazon boxes all over...
mhgf: Hey, this is a brand new day and I'm here now! Let's work together and I bet we can get this room cleaned up with a little time and effort!
Me: I love you mentally healthy gf!!! You don't have any weird shit to fuck me up with!
mhgf: I love you too Jazzy! You're my perfect pet project, I will save you and prove to the world that kindness and love ARE the answer!!
Me: I LOVE YOUUUUUU!!! AHHHHHH *tail wags heart thumps*

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Sweedish meatball grandma havin ass motherfucker

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