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I'm bored and lonely and everyone sucks and either smells really bad or is way overperfumed or they smell really good but they think YOU smell bad... I'm about to cry

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Nobody respects that I'm a time traveler from the 1940s and they keep getting mad at me for not knowing their woke language

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Serious question, if you have kids how do you keep them safe online? I'm thinking just keep them offline. Literally. If they want to know something, download it for them, give them that data in some form for them to consume offline. If they want the freedom to search, compile a compendium YOURSELF of things you feel are appropriate for them at the time. They then have a massive offline encyclopedia to enjoy free from any potential traumatic interactions.

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*Does a dance*
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Wish you would wake up with me
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Let's all greet the dayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
FEDI FRENS
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Let's all give some hugs today
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Fedi FRENS!
Let's all be okkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!

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I had an ex who would just go *farts* if I texted him something serious. Fucking asshole. I want to kick his ass. But I have to breathe, count, say the lords prayer, and let it go.

Give me that half spanish half indian asshole, I want one of your parents to have been from spain, and one to have been from india. Give me that half spanish half indian asshole, let me sniff your curry asshole, let me smell your dabloon hole. I'm getting close, I'm getting close! To finishing! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRR

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I wish I could fuck and suck german asshole. German sourkraut asshole for me? Yes please. Is my answer. Yes to german sour asshole, idc, give me that german asshole to pleasure. Please any little hairless germans want their asshole licked before a good inferior raced dicking, oh please!

I hope to suck arabic pussy consensually, my goal is to pleasure happy arabic pussy. Idc, send the arabs in, more arabic pussy for me (consensually, I am charming and many women want to be my wife).

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7ft tall tranny clown wife NEED NEED NEED NEED which one of you will put on makeup and be tall and be big with broad shoulders and a waxed bod and a butthole for me to sniff?

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