YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Me to fedi frens: kiss me you FOOL!!!!!
Fedi frens sexuality: 🥔

Slam poetry:

I was
Going to
The storehouse
Of my innermost soul
And sole
Possession
THE LOVE OF MY
WHO
THE LOVE OF MY
WHERE
FEDI FRENS
WHO
AND
WHERE
FEDI FRENS
on
the
fedi
verse
SILENCE
WHERE THERE WAS ONCE JOY
WHERE THERE WAS ONCE PASSION
NOW THERE LIES DEATH!
I find
In a cradle of ashes
former
fedi
frens
accounts that are
dead...
...
...
Silence
Do you hear?
What antis left behind?
Silence.
Where there was once music
Where there was once dreaming
Where there was hope
And a chosen family
Lies now
DEAFENING
SILENCE

Thankyou and good day, this poem is in honor of every victim of social violence and oppression who has committed either social or literal suicide.

Me year 1: OH BOY AN EXCITING ADVENTURE OHH A NOTIFICATION IT'S A FREN OHH A NOTIFICATION NOW IT'S AN ANTI OHH ANOTHER NOTIFI...
Me now: Day 120 with nothing exciting happening in the fediverse

ALL THINGS ARE MIRACULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

In a world where maps are the ones who bully the antis, a map who sees a really mean comment online comments under it: If you ever call someone nonce again I'll find you and I'll bash your head in!

And then the anti who was calling good artists mean words has a panic attack and lives in fear because their comment got downvoted a lot and the maps even meaner comment got lots of upvotes.

Me: I'M GONNA SUCC YOUR MASSIVE BEACH BALL TITS!!!
YOU: NOOOOOOOOOO ;)
ME: *attaches self to tits via mouth vacuum like Kirby as I fly across the room*

I wosh I could get pounded in the butt by a loving partner and not someone who wanted to huet my butt

I'm bored and lonely and everyone sucks and either smells really bad or is way overperfumed or they smell really good but they think YOU smell bad... I'm about to cry

Nobody respects that I'm a time traveler from the 1940s and they keep getting mad at me for not knowing their woke language

Serious question, if you have kids how do you keep them safe online? I'm thinking just keep them offline. Literally. If they want to know something, download it for them, give them that data in some form for them to consume offline. If they want the freedom to search, compile a compendium YOURSELF of things you feel are appropriate for them at the time. They then have a massive offline encyclopedia to enjoy free from any potential traumatic interactions.