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Me in a sea of groypers: I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF RAPING THESE FAGGOTS IN THEIR MUSHROOMHEADED BOYPUSSIES
Groyper zoomers: *SOBBING INTENSIFIES*

AND NOW TIME FOR THE FISTING POST-SISSIFICATION YOU LITTLE FAGGOT BITCH MUWAHAHHABAHAHA

Lessons I've learned from being Jazzy

Do not trust people.
Do not give people your opinion about anything in a business setting unless it is your job to do so.
Ignore people, often, they are not worth the time.
Content yourself with your inevitable death and content yourself with being alone, use a relationship with God if you have to.
Serve big plates of heaping shit to your detractors, do not be "kind" because they will definitely not be.

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Valentine's day Dump!

The Ever Continuing Adventures of Redoes and Completions!

Yep, there are still more! But they're being finished in real time now!

#Lilo_and_Stitch #Lilo_Pelekai #loli

I'm unfollowing every mother fucker who posts stupid shit or who doesn't respond to me

Most of the og r34 makers are gone or making work under a different name and making characters who don't appeal to me so yeah, I'm checking out of the community, doing my own thing, making a new name, and posting art. Suck me fuck me just don't tuck me. I'm loud proud and fit in no crowd. Fuck it, ya dig? Fuck em.

TL;DR Jazzy is going on life support and I'm moving on with my project under a new name which will remain secret to me.

I'm not specifically talking about baraag jannies btw just anyone who is such a prick they ban people they don't like. LMAO HOW'D BANNING SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE GO? DID IT MAKE YOUR SITE MORE POPULAR? DID IT MAKE NORMIES LIKE YOU? LMFAO!

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"Do a little dance
Make a lil love
Get fucked jannies
Get fucked jannies"

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I'm not going to bother trying to get into the gated community that is baraag I'll just come up with a new name and make art privately and upload it to r34 sites myself.

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Hey guys I'm getting ready to transition to a new online identity and just be a zoo because being an open map closes too many questlines

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I SAID IMAGINE
THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL NOT ADVOCACY FOR ANY KIND OF ACTION

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Imagine if the antis genuinely just fucked off and anon got a child bride and no one knew so no one cared and no harm is ever done and they have a lifelong happy marriage with a very strong healthy pair bond

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@Jazzy_Butts @Spag im more concerned with the overt assholes in the community and the trend of copying the twitter rejects by dramatizing every little thing to declare people "evil fascist nazis"

that shits old and stale.

it was old and stale when i was in middle school, but this stupid need of the masses to always have a big bad wolf to hate together just keeps dragging this shit back out. but it gets dumber with each iteration.

i cant even say its the newfags doing this bullshit, its people who have been around long enough to become core "factions" in pediverse.

id rather go back to 2019 and have some proper daily hellthreads about assholes being assholes instead of this virtue signalling zombie horde mindlessly rampaging. almost feels like a psyop.

I like that loli gets posted to certain subreddits and I love that antis bitch about the loli and I love downvoting them and then coming back to see more downvotes. Wish I could make gooner comments like are allowed here but it's too much work just for it to be deleted. A good one I thought of the other day was "post more sexy (drawn) children" when someone posted some gwen Tennyson porn.

Fiction/Fantasy 

Being a based alpha chad who kills and rapes women because you don't care about their feelings because a woman was mean to you once. Then nothing bad ever happens to you because every woman you raped is a little bitch who liked getting raped and feels too guilty to report it and every woman you've killed was a criminal cunt who tried to do you dirty so nobody cares about their cases and you just go through life raping and killing and in your final moments you feel no guilt and die of old age in a nursing home with a nice young woman who thinks you're a sweet old man and reads you bedtime stories while you smile.

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