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I seriously need to get a human pet. There's tons of cute ones just left out in the cold. The only thing stopping me is myself.......I need to just get a human pet. They'll be totally taken care of, no thoughts necessary, just a happy lil pet................hey pet............you uhh.....you like peanut butter huh??

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I need a tomboy bf. I will call you a boy and use all male pronouns and treat you with the respect AND harshness a male deserves. If you're willing you will promise 2 things:

1- You will not do anything with your body without my permission, the only exclusion being that you do not need my permission to ask my permission

2- You must not deny any request, if you deny a request the relationship is null and void and you will be banished from my sight

Are you ready to be enveloped by love, and dominance, my boy, my protege?

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Uh oh! One thing led to another pretty quickly but I don't think that's the full extent of what the club has to offer yet ;)

Girls are heating up for more and you can see more action early already:

subscribestar.adult/posts/1706

littleweirdoneko.fanbox.cc/pos

If I post a pic of my erect dick and then I post another pic of my erect dick somewhere else trying to be cute will I get dick doxxed? I'M SERIOUS!!! WILL I GET DICK DOXXED???

Yo yo yo yo yo guis aight, less all cawlm daown.........ouhkay, naowuh, less tawk abowt diss....HEAUH

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They always tell you to drink all your milk 🍼

New commission available: Nuclear Wasabi's Command Garb.
Full resolution available for Fanbox subscribers only: oca.fanbox.cc/posts/9481456

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Should the government give all citizens the legal power to identify and execute terrorists? This will end the governments monopoly on violence. I say NO, but what's YOUR opinion?

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An anti who is in the act of commiting unprovoked violence should worry about

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touya: "my little sister's underwear looks good on you, panty thief"

syaoran: "let me go, you pervert! i-i was only looking for a clow card in her dresser!"

kerberos: "SPANK HIM HARDER, TOUYA! WE'LL USE THE FOOTAGE FOR BLACKMAIL! THIS BRAT NEEDS CORRECTION! 💢💢💢"

#shota #syaoranli #syaoran #cardcaptorsakura

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I NEED CAKE
LITERAL CAKE
NOT THE MEME
NOT ANY MEME
THIS IS REAL
I WANT FLUFFY WHEAT MIXED WITH EGGS AND SUGAR WHATEVER ELSE IT TAKES TO MAKE CAKE IDFK I JUST WANT IT SO BAD RIGHT NOW A NICE MOIST PIECE OF CAKE OH MY GOD AND FUCKING MILK

Guys I think I'm having a manic episode I'm making posts at an alarming rate I think I need to go take a break you guys I just need to go take a break I am so sorry *shakes and paces and stares off into space* /vent

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when u stick it up ur butt and you get the wrong hole 🙄
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