YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club
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Joined Nov 2021
YZZAJ
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No secret to where Villainous got it's inspiration from, so crossed it over with Billy & Mandy. Demencia playing around with another evil shape shifting tentacle being, Nergal Jr.~
whatever happened to that black guy who had autism that would post every single day is he okay?
Rap about cottage life (my real life):
I'm picking berries bitch
I'm picking berries
Everyday the sitch
Is picking berries
I picked those berries bitch
I made that jam
And I've made jelly too with pectin inside them
So don't be hatin' bitch
Up on my berry game
All these other niggas don't pick berries cause they're lame
Bitch I'll treat you right, talkin berry delight
I got them all preserved so in winter we're all right
Teah baby I'm that real tried husband
We'll be doin pagan rituals
And the horses will be bustin
Up in your feminine goddess vagina
To deposit their animal fertility inside ya
Yeah we're the real Viking peeps
The real druid peeps
The wolf fuckin peeps
Our ancient roots go back multiple millennia
Don't be hatin zoophiles that's what I won't hear any uh
I want a wifehusband who dresses traditionally either frilly skirts or dapper suits, and we will live in a ranch style cottage with a white picket fence and a golden retriever that fucks you while I watch but that's a secret we keep between us and the golden retriever.
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I wish I was born in a loving japanese family I'm tired of this fucking shit (amerimutt)
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I miss the trend of great cg where hot ladies were shoving kids up their asses
You're up in her dm's while I'm up in her bm's
if your a man with a hairy asshole dm me your hairy asshole on session
Men who are jacked and hairy need to learn it's ok to bend over and be topped by a betamale
Wish a man with high testosterone would bend over showing his naked wide thicc muscular ass and invite me to put my D in
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Nobody would ever keep trying until I got the hint, no one would ever just not give up on me, they're not out there, I'm doomed, I'm so sad, and alone, and broken, and vulnerable.
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Facts about how I am in a relationship no joke (do the kids say no cap now? Anyway...)
(Based on all my past relationships, not hookups, but live ins, partners, actual relationships that lasted years)
- I will compliment you on things I genuinely like about you so I'm not just capping (did I use that right?)
-I will do your used dishes as a way to say I love you
-If you have a breakdown I will not judge you or become afraid, as long as you're not violent toward me
-I will pick up your calls always, you will be my top priority because you are my everything
-I'll do your laundry and take out the trash when it's full
-I'll have a childlike amazement at whatever movie or show you want to watch, whatever you like I will view through a non critical lense and I will appreciate it, and you, (you are so beautiful)
-I will be super hygienic, teeth will be clean, flosed, brushed, mouthwashed, before any kisses, I will respect you
-That hygiene rule goes for my body as well, I will keep myself clean, for you, because you're a shining star that guides my heart
-I will write you poetry, and musings, I will confess feelings to you, that I keep private, gentle feelings, sensitive feelings. I will tell you how much I love you, and you will see it evidenced in my actions
-I will buy you treats that are thoughtful, if you like high heel pumps and cookies, I will buy you a cookie in the shape of a high heel pump, if you love getting your nails done, I will get you a special day at the spa just for you and me, I'll rent out a private session if I have to, if you'd like that
-If you are a podcaster, I will do my best to do what you tell me regarding advertising and any account management
-I will get sad like a puppy who loves its mommy if you ignore me or flirt with braggadocios guys or even any guys (girls are alright but only if they have no boyfriend and no going out of sight with them I'll have a panic attack babe)
-I'll make our bed every morning and change the sheets every week.
-I'll make you breakfast, do you like pancakes? No prob I got you. Gluten free? Done. Keto? Baby I'm your man, it's handled. Protein waffles? Done hon <3.
-You will come home to a clean house, an empathetic husband, and lots of pussyeating, as long as all is well in our love nest
Sound good? Don't deny it. You're at least curious. Females and female souled fedi and pedi frens, I'm talking to you lovely beauties. <3<3<3 #spinster.xyz #orTrannies #OrTradGirls #OrTankie #MostGirlsCanGetThisHandsomeCatchIfTheyreCuteSeriousAndReallyLoveMe
Fiction/Fantasy
Killing a terrorist rapist pig by smashing its filthy fucking jowls open with a cleaver and then dousing it in disel and lighting it ablaze while it screams and spasms
YZZAJ
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“Fanservice sells”- Gooseworx probably
- Status
- Ascended
The Trench
Joined Nov 2021
