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I'm not grooming a 19 yo because I'm not doing it ok I'm just not I'm not using my experience to not drop the spaghetti, and instead position myself in a spot where she'll view me as worth loving (I totally am though, I will get that sweet sweet pussy that was only a tot when I was driving around getting laid *im 30+.......maybe not today, or tomorrow, but one day!!! I'll be so happy T-T)

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*Pulls out own penis real long like a bass string* *strums on it* Bwong bwonnng bowwwww boop bop bonggggg

Parents should really be better to their children. No bullying, no bossing. Everything is so great during the honeymoon phase then BOOM the child gets opinions and all of a sudden the parents treat them like shit, like some kind of criminal on parole.

*Chant* Gay sex gay sex in my butt *chant stops* sorry I shatted

I wish I could see real live perverts fuck an extremely petite 18+ twink, one who had some hormonal condition that made him never grow up past the physical age of 10.

My waist is TOO THICK even when I have a flat stomach I don't get an hourglass figure Y-Y

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Am I still a trans girl if I get violently angry and hit stuff because I don't look feminine like I want to look?

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I need to be with my waifus and husbandos (crawls feebly into the masturbation pod)

I give my current wifey a loving passionate kiss with tasty breath...oh but.
.. I'm not sure who my wifey is...maybe if she sees this message and calls upon me I will then know who my lady is!

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Got reminded of this old commission of the hot babe and a little girl from Mr.Bean and saw that I never posted it here. Still think it holds up!👌👌

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If I had a gay sexy fat lover and he was a sensitive gentle male with a need for his butthole to get fucked I wouldn't look that gift horse in the mouth no sir. That's wife potential. She can lift two kegs over her shoulders, drink em both, shit out a turd the size of a football, and still be clean and dtf before bedtime.

I have to put my penis away, that means, it's me time, that means, its time for meditation. I am done giving the galactic goon lords their owed energies for the day.

Me in 2001: Lol old man herbert is so funny because chris is fat who would find a fat boy sexy
Me now: God damn fat boys are sexy

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Molly's just a young girl exploring (deep inside) her body, so innocent, so HORNY!!! 🤤 💙

I am in love with boy faggots no matter their age. If you are a boy faggot who is old, do not cry, I will still love you, sexy lil bitch.

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