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Poop brain caveman: *goes apeshit over pictograph of chuld and says that every time someone looks at it it's a bad thing to do and he'll kill them for it*
Village elder caveman: *slaps this dumbass in his bald head so hard* Pictographs are not themselves the things they represent. You can not draw a horse and then carve meat off it's legs, all you will carve is stome off the wall. Everyone, slap this baldhead in his bald head until he is dead. *And they did.* /parable

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Mostly if I follow you it's because I want to have sex with you in your feminine form, or I like your art.

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Ehhhhhhhhh, *weakly moans*, ehhhhhhhh, I can't keep going, my goon sacks are dry...you internet perverts have milked me dry.......with all your awesome pervert drawings....I'm like a dried fig...

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🔓 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 📢

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We make any type of 3D / 2D

📌COMMISSION 🔰Power Girls🔰
FOR @ArcRoyale
MY Discord for commissions 3D/2D: Limite88
#lolicon #loli #powergirls

I try to be as fem as possible so other fems will want to date me but I'm too butch and my beard won't stop growing and my joints hurt and I'm tired I want to cry

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コミケの新刊できました!メダリストのいのりちゃん本2冊目です!!
スペースは、2日目 日曜日 東4地区 ヤ-19b あしの家です!
pixiv.net/artworks/133900250

書店委託はコチラ!
🍈melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail
🐯ec.toranoana.jp/tora_r/ec/item

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We all know why Applejack doesn't need a dildo 😏, 3 ponies to go! 👍

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Lola always gets her brothers opinion before a pageant! 👏💙

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If I ever get loved by anyone ever again I'll be amazed

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welp my twitter got axed again, fuck it just gonna see if they get appealed or not im done

still got my personal tho thankfully, but being locked just makes it hard to interact with people :{

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no condoms necessary :asstr: || ill clean this up and colour it later

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