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I wish my nips and my peen were more sensitive. When I was a lb (little boy) my peen was HELLA sensitive, I'd be rubbin that shit on my underwear, just rubbin the tip, feeling every soft fiber, and getting a rush. I miss my sensitive penis. I want stem cells for my penis. Penis rejuvenation.

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I love how fun American Dad is, I'm watching old seasons because nothing else looked good in the moment and I just watched Francine smuggle Steve out of sweatshop prison inside of her pussy, and he slides out with a SCHLOOP sound like a massive horse dildo. Why can't we, as a society, have fun like that anymore? Jokes are no longer allowed, certainly not any jokes about minors and sex, especially adult minor incest adjacent activities, *sigh*, we have to do it, and we can only do it with you zoomers help, we have to bring the casual incest fun haha humor back. It must be done. Incest is fun, not something to be disgusted over, but delighted over, funny silly incest, happy incest, nothing dark. Save the world, being back fun times. More map incest jokes on tv (even though tv isn't really a thing anymore but you know what I mean).

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Old Gwen dood now brought to the 21st century of technicolor and EICH DEEH!!

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Cub incest sex 

"After a long day the chipmunks go to sleep, except Alvin that still has energy, so he went to watch some tv with Dave while doing some other fun activities :blobcatgiggle:"

Many thanks to the amazing @Gcat that helped me with some nice details.

#alvin_seville #alvin_and_the_chipmunks, #dave_seville #alvinseville #alvinandthechipmunks #incest #anal_sex #anal_penetration #butt #buttsex #ballsack #balls #dadson #dad #son #anal #cub #shota #shotacon #male #males #males_only

Imma get between them big thicc legs and eat that pussy, big thick soft round legs, mmmmmmmm, thick wide ass

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My Twitter account has been suspended. I'm now the 21st generation.

I finally met a lot of people through Twitter, but in the end, my account was suspended without violating the terms of use. I'm heartbroken and helpless.

I've created a new account. Everyone is welcome to follow me again. Thank you. :blobcatsadreach:

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@Jazzy_Butts

"You get a goon-cave, and you get a goon-cave, and you get a goon-cave! EVERYONE GETS A GOON-CAVE!!"

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Hey goobers, I'm not just a gooner, I'm also a fan of Oprah, yes, serious, anyway I only became a fan recently, and now I'm watching her latest podcast episode. Deep stuff, gooners. You know, society tries to put us gooners in a box, but we can be both complicated, and sensitive, while also being gooners. Non-gooners don't get to tell us what we're allowed to be as gooners. Whether you're a pure gooner, or a deeper, more sensitive and philosophical gooner, we should all be seen as who we are and shouldn't have parts of ourselves denied by others. Let's watch Oprah. *presses play*.
youtu.be/Ed89Fqff-nQ

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frankie's secret life...

Still got a few slots left if anyone interested in commissions!

#fostershomeforimaginaryfriends #frankiefoster #mac #bbc

Enough feeling sorry for myself. It's time to dust off the old ways, when the old villains come back and the new generations ways aren't working. Villains everywhere, trying to brainwash youth into fascism, trying to make them into villains, your fiendish plots will be foiled.
youtu.be/cWYlQf6nJh4

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The last time I felt truly represented by a movement was the r/antiwork shit a few years back. Most politics since then including the shooting of the United Healthcare guy and whatever the fuck Mamdani or AOC are doing feel custom-made for the median zoomer that can comfortably support themselves.

r/antiwork was obviously never a substantial or well-developed thing, it was a fucking subreddit, but what the fascists did to it was they forcibly removed it from the bounds of discourse and they then proceeded to deny that there had ever been anything there in the first place.

So what happens now is that anyone who can't work, who can't find work, who doesn't want to work (goddess forbid all three) necessarily has to be suicidal, because there isn't really another choice. This is very deliberate mental warfare by the fascists. When you feel that there's an irreconcilable divide between yourself and those who can be self-sufficient, that is also the work of the fascists.

I don't really think about movements anymore. I just want to hurt people.
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