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The Barbarian Queen 1/2

“Good sir, I present to you the Jewel of the Scorched Peninsula, the Golden Beast of the East, and the terror of the Gegenees Kingdom—behold, the Barbarian Sun Queen! Defeated in fair combat no more than five moons ago, I offer you this rare beauty for a mere pound of gold.”

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Imagine the...sheer...eternal...pleasure, which is the reward itself, that you would receive for strapping down a mass rapist who has lived a happy and unpained life, and owning them, every part of them. The very moment you want to peel their pinky fingernail off for amusement, you can and you do. Any time you want to put electrodes up his ass and on his balls, you can. Any time you want to you can start scooping his eye out, then stop before you destroy it, make him think he can keep the eye, repeat the process until it stops scaring him, then take the eye. It should last more than years, it should last forever, he should be your pet, your special pet. /vent/fiction/fantasy

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Pov: you get captured by the Beth twins

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#loli #lolicon #rickandmorty #bethsanchez #beth #bethsmith

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Don't know if I posted this one already.
Riven asking the important questions.

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Ugh wrong number newfren is ignoring me now. They said they liked weed just like me and I was like hey man I have an infinite weed glitch and he never responded, guess he doesn't want to smoke for free with my dank ass.

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This the kibd of woman I want, you can be any race and you can even be chubby, but it's you being super and badass that's the sexiest, and you don't get badass from having sex with lots of guys, you get badass by shutting those guys down and not giving them the pussy and only giving the pussy to nice guys who aren't jerks or fake.
youtu.be/M3OoSZk44ok

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HA! CHUDS are mad that the UK just outlawed catcalling!! GOOD! LEAVE THOSE LADIES ALONE YOU CHUDS!!!

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If your kids see porn, the likely reactions are:
Disgust
Disinterest
Amusement
Curiosity

Unlikely reactions are:
Turn into a psychosexual serial killer immediately pregnant with super-AIDS

Might have just made a new friend through a wrong number.

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I love being in my room alone and stoned laughing like a maniac drooling giggling like the fucking joker having a fit while I gasp for air holding a little rectangular screen in front of my eyes rocking back and fourth on the floor.

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